Here in Sacramento, California, "The Pig Bowl" is a big thing. Cops vs. Sheriffs football game. There's also the "Guns & Hoses" game = cops vs. firemen.
After one of my little indiscretions I was assigned to work project cleaning up the field and locker rooms after the Guns & Hoses game.
The firemen side of the locker rooms was spic and span. The cop side was a filthy, disgusting cesspool of pig DNA littered with little jello shot cups.
Yep, I bet the cops started it.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift
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