Comment: "Eyewitnesses originally claimed the cutter

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"Eyewitnesses originally claimed the cutter

Had two Old Timer pocket knives. Two hours later the media reported he had Samurai swords. Two police officers were then seen,via helicopter, pulling a 27" Scimitar from the trunk of a Toyota Corona lift back that belonged to the uncle of the school janitor. Suspiciously, there were three extra janitors on scene wearing black janitor outfits with punisher logos on them. No pictures, footage or factual evidence exists at this time." /sarc/

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy