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Comment: With a screen name like that...

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With a screen name like that...

I'll bet that, not only did you miss the roll, you missed the step it was sitting on, the hammer slipped from your hand, flew into the air, came back and hit you on the head, knocking you off balance which than caused you to fall sideways into your friend The Skipper, thereby precipitating both of you over a log and into a cement pond where a tight assed little honey named Ellie May was swimming with some critters.

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?