It was one of many musician jokes I have learned after 30+ years as a professional musician.
Why are you digging deeper? It was a joke. A funny!
What does a drummer use for birth control?
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
Because he speeds up, then comes in late!
What does a stripper do with her a$$hole before going to work?
She drops him off at band practice!
Not to be taken seriously.
Place tounge in cheek.
Have a chuckle!
Exercise Liberty and humor.
The Constitution Stands.
"That the pen is mightier than the sword would be proven false; if I should take my sword and cut off the hand that holds the pen" - American Nomad
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