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Oops! I forgot the bass jokes...!

Hey Chris!
Here's one for you!

So this kid wants to learn to play bass.
His Dad says OK, and sets him up with lessons.

The first week, the Dad comes home and asks, "Well son, how was your first bass lesson?"
The kids says, "Great Dad, I learned to play the first four notes on the first string!"
Dad says, "That's great son!"

Second week the Dad asks again, "How was your second bass lesson son?"
Kid says, "Great Dad, I learned to play the first four notes on the second string!"
Dad says, "That's good! I'm proud of you son!"

Third week, Dad comes home and asks, "Well son, how was your third bass lesson?"
And the kid says, "I couldn't make it...I had a gig!!!"

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