Her eyes blazed up, and she jumped for him like a wild-cat, and when she was done with him she was rags and he wasn't anything but an allegory." Mark Twain, "A Horse's Tale"
"He didn't utter a word, but he exuded mute blasphemy from every pore." Autobiography of Mark Twain (bowling alley story)
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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