Comment: The wild wild west.

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The wild wild west.

Watch out for those gun totin' potheads gonna shoot up Chitown when they get high & go violent. I'm shakin' in my boots. Better get me a bullet proof vest. Between them & the Chicago Police Dept., a fella could get killed up here. I'd be more worried about the cops. They actually practice both at the range & on live people. They kill everyone they hit. Less paperwork. No investigations. No lawsuits. The potheads would take too long if they even could draw their weapon. They'd probably offer you a joint & talk about peace before running off to get a cheeseburger & coke.