I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk I'll tax your feet . . .
And my advice to those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes . . .
Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition, http://www.amazon.com/Most-Dangerous-Superstition-Larken-Ros...
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