Comment: If you drive a car,

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If you drive a car,

I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk I'll tax your feet . . .

And my advice to those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes . . .

Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition by Larken Rose