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Comment: Put up No Trespassing signs to CYA

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Put up No Trespassing signs to CYA

Get a shotgun. Put down nail strips all around where they drive, when you're home at night (not your wife alone). Or dig a deep hole and camouflage it with leaves and branches so the truck will get stuck. Come out with your shotgun and hold them there until the sheriff shows up.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift