Comment: and if you wanna hit up a liberal breakfast joint

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and if you wanna hit up a liberal breakfast joint

stink up the bathroom, don't wash your hands and make a point of paying in well handled cash, yeah hey what the heck, have some fun and hit all the libs with a dose of dissentary cause know what? God made them to get run over by trucks and pissed on, THIS IS EFFIN AMERICA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE.

That's what you say as you walk out of their restaurant. After not tipping the waitress. Cause it's not about winning hearts and minds it's about blowing farts and hinds.

And as you tear up their driveway in your Desert StormBurger pickemup truck and COAL ROLL 'EM ALL, just think about how cool that Gadsden flag sticker on your tailgate makes you look.

Now that's fighting for liberty down-home style ain't it there Tex? Sorry you just kinda seem like you might be Texan.

Only thing bigger than you and your belt buckle is your hat.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.