Comment: I know why...

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I know why...

It's the Schmendrick glasses you keep wearing!

Get yourself some cooool shades, and then watch your meteoric rise to fame and glory surround you with b-e-a-utiful bitches and sycophants galore.

That is what you are looking for here at DP, right?

You deserve it, dude.

Rights are like muscles; you must exercise them to keep them fit, or they will atrophy and die.