Whew! Its a good thing we have government! If we didn't, there would be gangs of armed thugs going around breaking down doors, shooting people, damaging property and taking whatever the hell they wanted and there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do without a government to protect you!
It would be terrible if you could hire/fire defense contractors who compete for people's money. Things are great with one giant defense contractor who you can never fire, is never held accountable for anything they do, and who makes more money by expending more munitions.
Ya, government's great!