Comment: "Electricity Free Zone" sales pitch setup.

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"Electricity Free Zone" sales pitch setup.

Prospective client prepared for life insurance sales pitch. Electric Chair at Sing Sing Prison, circa 1900.

Warden (sales pitch):
I am in charge, to speed you on your way,
So that the State will suffer no delay.
I watch the clock, and give the final sign,
And order up your bed of quickened lime.

Officer: (sales pitch):
In uniform, I represent the Law,
That all good citizens must hold in awe.
My presence here officially attests,
That for your crime this punishment is best.

Electricity "free range" photograph. Life insurance sold separately.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul