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Fear Not My Fellow Citizens, Obama Has You Covered

"Today, the White House announced President Obama and the first family invited the Ebola patients to Washington, DC to celebrate Ebola Day, which is now officially recognized on August 2 of each calendar year. Ebola Day will be known as a day of hospice care for all the unfortunate people who contracted this highly communicable and fatal disease. The President also extended the invitation to members of Congress, the national press, the nine justices of the U.S. Supreme Court, the Surgeon General of the United States, various healthcare lobbyists and his mother-in-law, Marian Robinson. A scrumptious and nutritional lunch will be prepared by the local caterer, McDonald's restaurants."

"I have every confidence the Center for Disease Control knows what they are doing. They protected the American people during the outbreak of Anthrax in 2001 and they assured me this deadly African virus will be completely contained and there is absolutely no risk to the nation," said Obama while being fitted for a level A biological protective suit.

"With the exception of the Ebola patients and the President's mother-in-law, none of the other invitees have as of yet acknowledged they will attend this historic event. Stay tuned for further updates."