Thanking him for being the weakest possible GOP candidate, hijacking the nomination, thereby officially killing the GOP. I asked him to go ahead and officially switch parties, to the Dems. and announce what his new role will be in the Obama White House.
I told him congratulations on fooling all the folks in the GOP into thinking that his candidacy was actually plausible.
I am probably on a terror watch list for sarcasm now. Oh, Well.
Thank you Dr. Paul for making me act on what I already knew was right.
*May the only ones to touch your junk, be the ones you want to touch your junk.*
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