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"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"

One of my all time fave scenes with the Beav's mom!
Airplane! - "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
The Jive Dudes, a mystery illness, and Barbara Billingsley...

Attendant:  Can I get you something?
Jiveman 2:  S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant:  I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman 1:  Cutty say he can't hang.
Woman :  Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant:  Ohhhh, good.
Woman :  He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman :  Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman 2:  What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman :  Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don gono brains anyhow.