Don't get mad, get even (Obama)
Submitted by Bonhomme Richard on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 14:11
... the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
That's funny:
I had heard it before and it's still funny. It will be funny the next time too.
I went to visit a friend yesterday that I hadn't seen in a while. I didn't notice until after I left, he had place a bumper on one of the back windows of my van, under one of my Ron Paul stickers.
One Big Ass Mistake America
I of course left it there. During my travels today, I got allot of people tootin their horns and giving me a thumbs up. But I had a car load of young people flippin me off and cussing me. I figured the percentage of people that liked it, well out weighed the one that didn't. Guess I'll leave it there.
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I love my country
I am appalled by my government
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I love my country
I am appalled by my government
:) funny
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Stop the NWO....It's just illumi..Naughty !
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Stop the NWO....It's just illumi..Naughty !
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
dang my sides hurt. Oh, what a hoot!
THANK you for making me laugh....
for the first time in a week!!!!
"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace".
Thomas Paine
"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace".
Thomas Paine
LOL
What a joker.
Thank you. I love this story.
Ron Paul is my President.
Ron Paul is my President.
That's a great story!
hahaha
this is the type of things people should be doing :)
You are the man!! That's hilarious.
That's too funny. I love it.
Ah, yeah, that
was great!
I reposted this over on my Facebook account.
That's hilarious
That is absolutely hilarious.
That was pretty funny!
Made me LOL.
Yeah, man!
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"I think it would be a good idea"
Mahatma Gandhi,
when asked what he thought of Western civilization
"Es gibt nichts Gutes, außer man tut es"
(There is no good unless one does it)
Erich Kästner
LOL
Thanks for Chuckle
LOL
Perfect... that's all I've gotta say. Love your sense of humour!