Homeland Security May Use Wii Balance Boards to Test if You're Nervous

because they were checking to see if I was nervous. People being suspicious or accusative of me makes me nervous. I am always a little nervous around people especially when confronted. Is it a crime to be a little shy these days?

Getting into an aluminum tube that goes 500 mph at 35,000 feet never makes anyone nervous.I've flown a lot, and I still get nervous just before a flight.

for todays Brave New World update

And they call us paranoid?

Oh, and I guess this means war on the high heeled-shoe industry. :P

I'd fail the Wii test. It is an inner ear condition that is in-curable. If I close my eyes, I tip over. I wonder if a note from my ear doc will help?? Please Mr homeland security man, don't send me to a FEMA camp, it isn't my fault, it's a balance system problem!!

Paul.

and terrorist organization.

Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
Benjamin Franklin

of other people's money to throw around on their paranoid projects.

I can't help but wonder, what about all the people with social anxiety disorder, and other anxiety disorders, agorophobia, etc. Will all these people become suspects when they've done nothing wrong?

There oughta be a similar device for testing bureaucrats, civil servants, elected and unelected office holders, law enforcement personnel, all other government employees and contractor employees in general. The test scores should be part of their employment record and posted to the web. The test should be conducted once a month to early detect infiltration, black mail, conspirators, thieves and real or potential terrorist within the governmental structures. Can we get a House Bill started on this right away?

I'm screwed.