Restless Vagina Syndrome

Posted October 29th, 2009 by xntryk1

October 27, 2009

Restless Vagina Syndrome
By Terry J. Allen

It’s not your fault, ladies (and certainly not your partner’s), that you don’t orgasm every time you have intercourse, or that you lack the libido of a 17-year-old boy. You have a disease: female sexual dysfunction (FSD), and the pharmaceutical industry wants to help.

You are among the “43 percent of American women [who] experience some degree of impaired sexual function,” according to a Journal of the American Medical Association article. The FDA’s evolving definition of FSD includes decreased desire or arousal, sexual pain and orgasm difficulties—but only if the woman feels “personal distress” about it.

So, convincing women to feel distress is a key component of the drug company strategy to market a multi-billion-dollar pill that will cure billions of women of what may not ail them.

By promoting the belief that “normal” women have explosive sex all the time, BigPharma helped launch the disease. However, the FDA has yet to approve a treatment for women who fall short. Until then, they could try the Orgasmatron: a dial-a-delight spinal implant that rarely works—and risks infection and paralysis. Or, for $60/month, pop LexaFem pills—containing (how-could-it-not-work) “horny goat weed extract” in order to “feel like a real woman today.” Its website promises, “You won’t ever feel unhappy again with LexaFem in your arsenal.”

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Enough of this crap!

On October 31st, 2009 DailyPaulian says:

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I like how xntryk1 moderates his own posts by removing criticism. How very "neo-conny" of him.

GOD BLESS THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND LIBERTY

On October 31st, 2009 Echelon says:

...of every kind!

I would give this thread a bump were it not for fear of you perverts misconstruing the term. :-)

We don't need drugs, we need sexy men!

On October 30th, 2009 Victoria says:

I told my husband that a man looks irresistibly sexy when he is doing physical labor and working. Now he is happily toiling away around the house, installing sprinkler systems, taking out trash, weed whacking the yard, etc. Saves me time so I have more to spend with him and I want to be with him more. He's a lot sexier when he's doing something productive than when he's watching TV or nagging me. I'm happier, he's happier.

sounds kinda like blackmail

On October 30th, 2009 bad_karma says:

sounds kinda like blackmail to me!!!!!!

A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

great thread

On October 30th, 2009 paul4won says:

You know, I will pass on the Swine flu vaccine but please hook me up with the Orgasmatron. I don't need to read any consents, it has a catchy name...

I have the cure for this

On October 29th, 2009 bad_karma says:

I have the cure for this sydrome.. that is why my wife has been with me for 25 years! unfortunetly she will not let me cure other women!

A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

"Mischief springs from the power which the monied interest derives from a paper currency which they are able

Clinic

On October 30th, 2009 mwiegand says:

Maybe start some kind of physical therapy clinic. Years of treatment might be necessary, but if you promise to stick it out for however long it takes... I'm sure some local high school kids would be enthusiastic technicians, and you could just have a supervisory role.

High school kids?

On October 30th, 2009 Jiminy Cricket says:

Ja

On October 30th, 2009 mwiegand says:

I meant to say Boy Scouts but oh well... like these:

http://www.theonion.com/c...

Is your cure FDA approved?

On October 30th, 2009 RonPauler says:

You may be running afoul of federal regulations with your hippie "natural" treatments for medical conditions.

The government hates competition for those companies that have paid to have their market shares protected with government guns.

lol....... A prudent man

On October 30th, 2009 bad_karma says:

lol.......

A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

Maybe you could start a class

On October 29th, 2009 healthnut4freedom says:

And teach all the losers out there who think their wives need a pill. LOL

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

it would be expensive...

On October 29th, 2009 bad_karma says:

it would be expensive... trade secrets you know!

A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences. Proverbs 22:3

"Mischief springs from the power which the monied interest derives from a paper currency which they are able

porn?

On October 29th, 2009 entropypressStAt says:

how come no one is blaming the proliferation of porn for this idea that women are supposed to be bursting with orgasmic delight every time the she is involved in a sexual act? The generation that has grown up with unfettered access to the Internet may actually believe this to be true...

...or cause it to be true

On October 31st, 2009 Echelon says:

Waht is this magical porn of which you speak?

and be scared to death of it

On October 30th, 2009 paul4won says:

How would you like to be a virgin these days?

Do they need

On October 29th, 2009 Trevor says:

Test subjects?

I was just reading about

On October 29th, 2009 Victoria says:

I was just reading about this on some health site - this drug along with others push pharma drugs to cure fictional ailments that are made up by the pharmas...like restless legs syndrome and all kinds of supposed mental illnesses and depression. Suppose most depression is based on real things such as grief, crisis, stress, malnutrition, etc -wouldn't it be appropriate to treat those issues rather than throw chemicals on top of it? The world has gone nuts and the medical and pharamceutical industries are a big part of the problem.

I guess the guys that invented this female sex drive drug think that their unhappy wives' lack of interest just couldn't be related to their own substandard performance.

Or the fact that working moms are pretty much

On October 29th, 2009 Americana says:

taxed to begin with? But nope keep the mom working, overtime at that, and give her antidepressants and sexual enhancement to make her feel "normal" again. Sick.

+...Pray for Your Enemies and Moral Courage for Righteous Leaders, so that Justice Will Be Delivered to the Innocent...+

I was thinking the same thing

On October 29th, 2009 healthnut4freedom says:

It can't be yourrrrr problem, it has to be hers.

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

The Country's going to hell

On October 29th, 2009 healthnut4freedom says:

and this is what people are talking about? Help me. I was at my hair stylist's yesterday. I forgot to bring a book. I had to sit two hours staring at the pointless women's magazines. You know what at least a third of the magazine was about? Sex. Yes, sex. Now I am all for sex. I think it's great. However, I don't think I need to hear about someone having sex on the internet and how great it is for your sex life and all of the other stuff I don't want to even mention.

Now we have this kind of stuff. Well, if Mary Sue is having orgasms then maybe she won't care if the country is going to hell.

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

The country's going to hell...

On October 29th, 2009 BugMan says:

and you spend 2 hrs at a hair stylist?????

Just kidding. Though really, good sex is every bit as important as healthy food, isn't it? I'm changing my handle to GoodSexNut4Freedom...

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We don't know how to mind our own business
'Cause the whole worlds got to be just like us
Now we are fighting a war over there
No matter who's the winner
We can't pay the cost
'Cause there's a monster on the loose

You crack me up

On October 29th, 2009 healthnut4freedom says:

I am an old bag so it takes A LOT of time at the hair stylist to mask that. Getting your hair colored takes forever.

Sounds like a good handle to me, you sexnut.

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

There's nothing sexier than....

On October 29th, 2009 BugMan says:

a woman with a good sense of humor...
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We don't know how to mind our own business
'Cause the whole worlds got to be just like us
Now we are fighting a war over there
No matter who's the winner
We can't pay the cost
'Cause there's a monster on the loose

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha

On October 29th, 2009 Anisha says:

http://therootsofchange.c...

The free-est, most exciting sexual union would be when people

On October 29th, 2009 Anisha says:

feel 'secure' in their world, when they have access to wholesome food, pure water, and when all things in their world with other humans are 'sound' and make sense.

I guarantee there would be no decreased desire or arousal, sexual pain, nor orgasmic difficulties.

If these symptoms exist, and they do, then we must read it for what it 'is'. Surely, if women feel 'insecure' and cannot envision a sustainable life around them, its not going to be a cause to celebrate.

This conclusion may lead many to come to the 'aid' of our world in order to bring balance.

These snake oil merchants see an opportunity based upon symptoms that reflect an 'unsound' human system.

Like Rahm Emmanuel says, "We shouldn't waste a crisis opportunity".

Of course they won't mention that they use the Hegelian dialectic of: Problem, Reaction, Solution. This fraudulent dialectic has proven brilliant and effective for corporate interests in the last 100 years!

This is how the Fed came into being, the world wars, gold taken from the public, 9/11 and all the prepared laws made years prior like the Patriot Act, War Commissions Act, Weather Modifications Act etc.

http://therootsofchange.c...

Doh! In a thread about sexual desire and satisfaction...

On October 29th, 2009 Jiminy Cricket says:

...you can't bring up somebody like Rahm Emanuel.

Alas, the mood is gone...

Yes, he's cut from same cloth as Mengele....

On October 29th, 2009 Anisha says:

Sorry for the turn off Jiminy, but the truth is many people are
stressed out by a world led astray by these very bas***ds.

I didn't think the subject of this thread was very 'sexy'. It was sad for me.

I am sure you'll recover!!!

http://therootsofchange.c...

I thought

On October 29th, 2009 Habit4ming says:

I was reading an Onion article! LOL
This, from the article, was priceless:

"...Journal editor and urologist Irwin Goldstein denies a conflict of interest. “Science is science,” he says. “It comes down to the bottom line. What the data shows, the data shows.” Actually, no. Drug company-funded studies are more likely than independent studies to find the new drug superior to the old. Perhaps the bottom line Dr. Goldstein refers to is his income as a paid consultant for drug companies, including P&G and Pfizer..."

How about this solution: Tell your partner what you like and what you want!
Men are pretty much willing to comply...in my experience, anyway! And, of course, do it with love and tact!

An interesting book on inventing diseases

On October 29th, 2009 Hannah2 says:

and the fear mongering about diseases being big business is
'Selling sickness: the pharmaceutical industry and disease mongering' by Australian authors Moynihan R, Heath I, Henry D.

I read it a few years ago, very interesting indeed.
Some of it I could actually verify because of my own experience with the medical profession during the years 1994-1997.
Experiments with anti depressants on country women who are mostly isolated and a long way away from medical specialist help or support groups and organisations. These trials were done for the Big Pharma and paid for it too, of course. Dialogues on how to lower or increase thresholds for anyone in need (according to them).. feeling blue for one day.. maybe that's ok, but feeling blue for 2 days needs intervention...
For anyone wanting an interesting read, I can recommend it.

this is a joke. Everything

On October 29th, 2009 NickM RON PAUL 08 says:

this is a joke. Everything is a disease now

They have a pill

On October 29th, 2009 Thundercloud says:

For cynicism too.
:)

That steak-eating guy in the Matrix tried to take it

On October 29th, 2009 RonPauler says:

It didn't work out well for him.

Men would buy it by the case.

On October 29th, 2009 OFallonBrent says:

If there was a pill to give women that would give them the libido of a 17 year old boy, men would buy that more than Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra combined.

LOL... this is so true

On October 29th, 2009 sambachico says:

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Peace, Freedom and Prosperity. Not War, Welfare and Bankruptcy.

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Up to the present time, this magic libido drug for women is...

On October 29th, 2009 SteveMT says:

TESTOSTERONE. This is no secret and has always worked well for men, too.

Men have some estrogen, but mostly testosterone, and women have mostly estrogen, but some testosterone. That is the nature of things.

If a woman possessed the libido of a normal average male, she would be called a nymphomaniac.

This is Big Pharma creating a false void and already having a solution. This sounds just like a government tactic.

Observation:

Women don't need men, and they can do very well without them, especially later on in life. Men on the other hand, need women all the time. Men do not cope with being alone as well.

A Slow Hand And A...

On October 29th, 2009 Thomas says:

deft tongue (and the ability to listen when she's talking guys) sure will work wonders with just about any woman...
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But that's not FDA approved

On October 29th, 2009 RonPauler says:

If you try to market your "cure", you're going to run afoul of federal regulations.

Deft tongue

On October 29th, 2009 EricHoffer says:

Ahahaha, I'm laughing about the deft tongue part, I'll CERTAINLY agree that works wonders with women.

Eric Hoffer

Well,

On October 29th, 2009 BigT says:

drugs for ED were so successful with men, that I guess they figured they wanted to cash in on the other half of the population, or even more than half, since women outnumber men.

However, while Erectile Dysfunction(ED) was ok for a name for the men's syndrome, I don't think Vaginal Dysfunction(VD) would be a satisfactory acryonym for the women's.
So they had to come up with a different name.
LOL.

problem reaction solution,

On October 29th, 2009 TargeT says:

problem reaction solution, seems like everyone plays this game now...

kinda funny that their solution isn't even avalible yet.. maybe they jumped the gun.

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” Plato

This can't be good news for the new drugs coming from

On October 29th, 2009 Kinsjon says:

Bezerk Pharmaceutical Company:

August 12, 2009

NumryteED

Designed to channel through your RFID implant, Numryte effectively immobilizes your right hand when detectable brain wave activity suggests stimulating sexual thought patterns, which normally lead to a self pleasure session, aka, five minutes of wasted time. Advocates claim Numryte will be beneficial in the reduction of sex crimes, non productivity in the workplace, healthier marriage unions and free up needed bandwidth. However, the Czar of Social Engineering, Barry Soetoro, is lobbying the United Nations with claims that Numryte will cause undo financial hardship for the Rockefella Empire of Publishing Company which will be forced to edit nearly two billion lower grade text books in publication that already teaches a right handed method of masterbation to the worlds population of serfs aged 3 through 6. Numryte manufacturer, Bezerk, counters this claim stating, “We are in third stage clinical trials of our vaccines Numleft and Vibronum as we speak and anticipate within 2 years text books as well as masterbation will be irrelevent”. Bezerk representatives further add Numryte will substantially benefit the effectiveness of Sytphosho if both vaccines are taken concurrently. Bezerk recommends Numryte be taken by pregnant mothers as close to inception as possible with additional injections at each trimester. If the non human fetus becomes a self sustaining breathing male carbon unit, Bezerk highly recommends a mainline IV solution of NumriteED and Damital be administered concurrently over the first 7 days of life. Bezerk has received a federal exemption of liability when experimenting with NumriteED in males, but stands by their product 100%.

HA HA!!

On October 29th, 2009 Lao Tzua says:

You are hilarious! Thanks.

Here is another drug in Bezerks pipeline:

On October 29th, 2009 Kinsjon says:

September 33, 2009

Nostrilizr-

Nostrilipicititis is a chronic ailment effecting millions of children between the ages of two and seven that left untreated leads to NostrilipicititisA in adults, an incurable and emotionally intense social disorder. Nostrilizr is designed to increase the blood flow to all eight fingers while decreasing the expansion capabilities and flexibility of nose cartilage. The combination of fat finger and closing orifice effectively eliminates the ability to “dig for gold”. The Czar of Education, B. Obama states, “on an average day, lower grade teachers spend nearly 15 minutes dealing with Nostrilipicititis disruption in the classroom resulting in missed educational opportunities. That's over an hour each week, or 5 hours a month. When you take into account all the teachers in all 58 states, you can see that Nostrilizr will save hundreds of millions of taxpayers amero's by eliminating missed educational opportunities in the classroom." The added benefit of Nostrilizr, Obama adds is, “self esteem in younger children will be enhanced greatly due to the elimination of such labels as nose picker and booger eater." Nostrilizr maker, Bezerk, cautioned that all though clinical trials have been successful, some children have discovered apposable thumbs can be used, with some effort, to hit the mother load. The current formula for Nostrilizr is ineffective for some reason on apposable thumbs and it is recommended parents keep their child's thumbnails at a minimum of 5/8 of an inch long. Nostrilizr is mainline injected prior to age one and three boosters are required in weekly injections as soon after the initial coma reversal or within three months of the initial dose.

Gross!

On October 29th, 2009 xntryk1 says:

:-)

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