Folks, I think Fox needs a NEW slogan..Let's vote!
Posted January 12th, 2008 by Thundercloud
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What do they use now?
FOX NEWS "Fair and Balanced"
FOX NEWS "We report, You Decide"
Now, we all know the above slogans are not true.
I think they need a couple of NEW ones.
Something more close to reality.
Come up with some new ones.
Settle on a few of these new ones..
And post them EVERYWHERE..
As a UNIFIED FRONT, We hammer it into mainstream..
We HAVE to DO something. So HELP!!
In discussion Groups, as taglines, when you are responding to internet bloggers.. I might even be inclined to make REAL signage. And post it wherever campaign signs are allowed.
Here are a couple of entries:
FoxNews "We Report, We Decide"
Fox News "FEAR and BALONEY"
Fox: "wrapped in a flag, bearing a cross"
Fox: "Approved By Joesph Goebbels"
Fox "All Brittany, all the time"
Fox news: "who stole O'reilly's makeup bag?"
anyway, you get the idea..
I think we need a chant..a slogan, something that reflects how we feel..And whatever we decide on, we need to use it everywhere!!
UPDATE:
Looks like the ideas have stopped flowing in, So, Let's vote.
Pick 3 favorites from the huge list below. Some are pretty damn funny!
Bookmark/Search this post with:
"WE CONTORT, YOU COMPLY"
Fairly unbalanced...
how many times are you going to post this
Will giving Fox a new slogan get us any primary votes or delegates ?....NO
Now, the matter of picking a few of these. Please read through!
One of my favorite short a catchy ones is
"Fox News, we distort, you comply"
Catchy, short..a play on a phrase that they are already using.
Good for a bumpersticker!.
Then, we use them all over the place!
Tag the world!!
Freedom and liberty are past times
politepaulite
Fox New: Freedom and liberty are past times
Fare and Reconstituted
...
Fare and Reconstituted
...
Faux News
We decided - You're STUPID - So SHUTUP (that DOES sound Billy!)
"If our news were any more fake, you'd have to create it yourself!"
"Why do you think we call ourselves 'fox'? Pretty sly, eh?"
HanItToMe - the Comb, STUPID
Where or where did my Billy-goat go? He just stepped out to take a bribe.
"We're the gover...I mean the press, and you're NOT!"
Faux & Friends -- You KNOW it's bad when only the faux shows up!
"I'Riled 'em - Now you edit the video to make it so!" -- Billy O'
If fair was a circus, faux'd be an unbalanced clown, but an owned one.
"When you want truth, we'll ask our master for it - now SHUTUP!"
We decided not to show you that video so we can deny it ever happened.
When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the cookies.
--Faux News
Lastly a comment,
Is it a compliment to anyone to say, "Your news is sensational!"? hehheh
When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the co
When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the cookies.
--Faux News
I must say..I might have to call a lawyer on this one.
My wife almost choked on her coffee when I read this to her..LOL!!
FAUXNEWS
Dumb and Dumberer
Constipation and Disinformation
Paranoid and Schzophrinic
Neocon Bafoons
Lies and Spys
unfair, always
Twettle dee and twettle dum
The Sham Network
Enslaved then Graved
Pukes and Spooks
Liar and Liar
The Outhouse Network
The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. James Madison
How About...
Queer and Biased
FOX NEWS = FIX NEWS Fair and
FOX NEWS = FIX NEWS
Fair and Balanced = Fake and barbecued
We report you decide = We fabricate you believe
we distort. you abide.
we distort.
you abide.
time talks
10 years ago, I think Fox news was really trying to be honest and actually believed what they were saying. I'm not sure what happened. Neo-cons? buyout? The media in general now is a big bully.
Anyone know Ron Pauls schedule this week? Where is he and
is he on TV anywhere. Hopefully the press will keep [putting him on, even though they bash him when he is not on.
Fox News
Welcome to the Machine
Fox N the Pound
Fox N the Pound
Fox News....We handle the news so you don't have to.
The best news money can buy!
Fox News: Your mind is our playground.
Fox News: The future is Armageddon.
Fox News: Conformity is now patriotic.
Fox News: Fear and hatred 24 hours a day.
Here is one
Fox News- Where the TRUTH will NOT set you FREE
Fox News- We tell you,not you tell us
Fox News- We are all puppets to our corporate master's
Fox News- Uninforming you the fair and balanced way
Fox News- We love our government as you should too
Fox News: Freedom to Fascism
Fox News:
Freedom to Fascism
To quote Frank Zappa...
"the slime oozin' out of your tv set"
There is hope for America.
haven't read thru the responses, but...
....there is a GREAT one suggested at the end of this (excellent) video...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"We Distort....You Comply"
this is awesome
someone with editing capabilities should re-cut this for :30 & :60 commericals and blast them across tv airwaves. it pins the other gop candidates so perfectly - this is the kind of wake-up call voters need to see.
lots of posts here saying that the existing ron paul commercials aren't doing the best job of getting his message across - this entertaining enough to get people's attention.
Morlock News Network
ALL the Troglodytes need to know.
Indoctrination
- for the whole Nation !
FALSE NEWS....
un-fair....un-ballast LOL
FOC YEWS
FOC YEWS Frank
lol
good one
-Phil Hemingway III
fox news
media is your new religon
the pulpit is your television
got news and were comin at cha
network tv propaganda
our credibility is steady fading
cause were patriots for neilson ratings
primetime for the middle class
you dont like it shove it up your ass
fair and balanced perjury
and its all on fox tv
We distort, you comply
We distort, you comply
Ignore Fox
ans it will crumble. Do not waste to much energy, just boycot it and its revenue will decline as more advertisers realize they are not getting their money's worth. If you contact it, that will help their ratings.
Sly as a Fox News
News for the brain dead and clueless
FAKE NEWS
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB!
Tremendous
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Live Free or Die - Amen to that
Focz Snooze
Focz Snooze: Fur and Ball-less
Focz Snooze: We Distort, Truth's Decried
Bull O' Really: " Cuz we're looking down on you "
Fox News: "We Decide-You're Stupid"
Fox News: "We Decide-You're Stupid"
My suggested Fox "News" slogan
They Distort...I've Decided...(After seeing the evidence of anti-libertarian bias.)
JMR
WE PROPAGANDIZE VOTERS FOLLOW
Martin Luther King Day MONEY BOMB!
Howie Carr did a huge hit peice filled with stories like David Duke maxed out contributions to Paul!
Fox News, Biased and Brash
Kieth Olberman calls it Fixed News.
Fox News: The News Channel Hitler Wished He'd Had
Our news channel sucks; but
Our news channel sucks; but hey, our reporters are hotties.
www.ronpaul2008.com
Top 5 so far (in no particular order)
Fox News: We Leave a Trail of Shit as We Run From You. (Ricky Bobby)
Fox News: Watch or Die (soulmantim)
Fox News: Where we won't confuse you with the facts! (SemperFi)
Fox news: We distort, you comply (JUSTCOMEHOME)
Fox News: We Cavort, You're Denied! (witheyeswideopen)
And my own humble submission:
Fox News: Eat shit or Die.
lol
I knew one would stick
props to you
(I was kind of basing mine on yours) cheers for the excellent list
or
Fox News: What would Lucifer do
Another one...
Fux News: Over
Colony... Confederation... Republic... Nation-state... Empire... Colony...
AWESOME! SOOO MANY GREAT ONES~
It's too hard to decide, but PLEASE keep this up over the weekend, there are probably a lot more people who have had to work all week and do other RP related things!
THESE are so good, I was laughing till I cried! Thanks, I really needed that!
It's no wonder RP has such great and creative supporters, this is AWESOME!
Sounds like Obama's supporters have A LOT in common with us too! Maybe we should start going to some of his rallies to sway a few our way, Obama is after all a CFR!
hm
Fox News: You want more war, no problem...
Fox News:
Fox News: We cut mics and pre-edit content to clear things up.
Fox News: Leading questions since 1996...
Fox News: Your source for slanted insulting debate questions.
Fox News: We pick the frontrunners so you don't have to.
Fox News: Just in case you forgot what fascism is.
Fox News: Who needs information when you have inflated egos and aggression?