Suggestion for McCain's Next War

Look if we do it thru managed special interest trade agreements, then John doesn't get to blow shit up and kill people. Only pussies use trade agreements when they could use the Marines. John McCain want's "more war". That's his straight talk. He's saying please elect me President so that I can fight more wars.

Do you really think that he wants to negotiate economic deals? He doesn't know how to do economics. He knows how to blow shit up.

He's going to want to rely on his personal strengths at least for the "honeymoon" period right after the election.

in agreement with that assessment.

Around here we don't declare war.... we just need a UN resolution to invade the sun!

Canadians took Ft. Detroit within days...the war persisted for almost three years. Resulting in the burning of Buffalo, Washington and the White house. Which is the reason the White House is White...they white washed it after the Canadians burned it.

The burning of US cities was a retaliation for the burning of a Canadian city...in -40 degree weather by the Americans...leaving hundreds of women and children to freeze to death. The Americans never complained about the retaliation.

It was congress that demanded the war, saying the US must "manifest destiny" by uniting North America. They declared war during the height of the British war with France, after Napoleon's defeat and the British armies began to come to Canada (even attacking New Orleans)...the Americans signed a peace agreement.

Canada is a nuclear ready country in two hours...the population is more heavily armed per capita than the United States. If not for the tightening of US borders, it would be virtually non-existent. The NAFTA agreements guarantee supply of natural resources to the US, there's no reason to fight a war.

Devon - as you say, they already have the United States in their Grasp and Canada has lots of natural resources and there easy to identify.

What I'm trying to say is - if we have to fight more wars - then let us fight one where there aren't that many people, where we all speak the same language but with a different accent so we know who is who.

Soldier - "Halt, who goes there."
Unknown Person - "Hey, it's me, eh?"

Soldier - "You sound like a Canadien to me."
Unknown Person - "no eh?, I'm just gooing out in my boooat with my buuudies to drink a tooofer of LaBaaatz Bluuueee, eh? No, Canadiens heeere"

Soldier - "Get down on the ground Canadien or I'll shoot>'

See if we take on the Canadians there want be any Sunni, Shiite, Kurd bullshit. America loses wars when we can't tell the difference between our friends and our enemies. So, the Canadiens are perfect.

So, I argue let's keep them closer to home by invading Canada. Plus, Canadians tend to be very independent minded and self reliant and they own a lot of hunting rifles and so would appreciate the 2nd Amendment. We may be able to bring a great many into the Ron Paul Wing of the Republican party. Well, after we pacify them of course.