Rappers: Leave your best line about John Mccain

I wanted to give illegals a citizenship path
Until the people rallied and I felt their mighty wrath
Now I like to say that I’ll keep our borders tight
But if enough Latinos vote for me, I’ll keep security light
How else can I ensure the GOP’s demise
Don’t you know this Republican front just a guise?

My name is John
I'm a CFR pawn
I'm the Republican solution
to stop this Revolution
I fear Ron Paul
and his honesty
His patriotism
will be the end of me.

Ron Paul 2008!

Johnny McCain (to Johnny B Good by Chuck Berry)

Deep down with the malaria close to the seas
In a country that's an isthmus full of hills and trees
There stood a big canal run by locks and trains
And there was born a brat named Johnny McCain
He never ever learned to fight or fly real well
So now he wants to lead us back into hell

Chorus:

No, no, no, Johnny, no no
no Johnny no no
no Johnny no no
no Johnny no no
Johnny's no good.

He went to the Academy and almost flunked
He went to Vietnam and then his planes got skunked
He spent many years in a Hanoi prison cell
Selling out the comrades that he knew so well
Then he came home and just left his wife
And then he ran for Congress to try to get a life

Chorus

Now he's a Senator and screwing us all
He wants to be our President in the fall.
The people are all disgusted from miles around
He's as bad a candidate as can be found
The Republican Party doesn't want him at all.
Maybe they ought to go look at Ron Paul!

Chorus

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be sure to include the line about him calling himself a "conservative liberal republican" and then quickly recanting it.

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with his finger on the button............

Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will stop you
We will we will stop you

Buddy youre a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place

We will we will stop you
We will we will stop you

Buddy youre an old man poor man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will stop you
We will we will stop you

"If humanity can grasp the basic concept of 'Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations', and then accept it for what it is, then there may yet be hope. If not, then the destruction of mankind, at it's own hand, is inevitable." - Anonymous

add "SUNSHINE" to their rap...

This is the rap era I'm from (1979): http://www.youtube.com/wa...

"Guess what America we love you!"

"Trippin Prez"

Trippin in the white house
trippin in vietnam
trippin in Arizona
got me chirpin a song

Call me big money Mac
I ain't trippin wit da cash
Send me to white house
so you can kiss my ass

Yeah I got a stack
$15 trillion to be exact
Print some more.. I'll send it all to Iraq

Iran? Iran?
I'm a crazy ole kook
Iran? Iran?
Wheres your contraband?
Iran? Iran?
Show us a nuke...
Iran? Iran?
You'll turn into Israels land..

I aint trippin, Don't doubt me
I aint trippin... Whats the "economy"?
I aint trippin... She isn't my girl
I aint trippin.. I'll take over the whole world.

As I canvass, I occasionally run into his supporters. This runs through my head at that point:

Oh the strain on my brain when they tell me McCain!
Are the people insane? This land will go down the drain!

Me and BetterHalf are going to freestyle here.

Betterhalf::
McCain is a man insane

Neoconned:
and doodoo stick betterhalf
is his brain
rollin deep in his jaw
kinda like Krang
shreeeedddeeeerrrr
he got surgically removed in pain
and now he lurks
up on our boards
teenage mutant ninja troll
oh dear lord
give him 3 claps
for his skillful semantics
but we all know
for him it's just pedantics
We can all tell
he's a mccain nut gobbler
lyrical bukkake attack
makes him a straight swallower
now flag as offensive b**ch
and see if I care
you da one wit nut
on ya face and hair
Perhaps ya new name
shouldn't be BitterQuif
ButterHair i think
is what shall be bequeathed.

Wouldn't understand if I told you so
Wouldn't care to see if I tried to show
Wouldn't know what to do if I made you feel
Like I feel today so don't bring me down

So don't bring me down
Cause the world keeps turning

A little stranger than fiction in life
Everybody's got their own world to live through
We've all got our song to write
It starts a dirty little secret that won't stay quiet

Silhouette against the angry sky
These skyscrapers a mile high
Well hide me long enough to get by
These troubles of mine are never that far behind

And what's coming to the helicopter sound
All this shit's going down
In the world right in front of me
I'm a suicide cause
With a sidewalk soul
I got a song in my head
And I'm going for a walk around

A little stranger than fiction in life
Everybody's got their own world to live through
We've all got our song to write
It starts a dirty little secret that won't stay quiet tonight

I got nothing but time
To take a walk and find
What I never could explain
I'll make you understand
There's nothing in here you'd be interested to hear
So ignore me if this doesn't rhyme

I swear there won't be
I swear there won't be a next time
So walk on by if you see me in your way
Cause you wouldn't understand if I told you anyway
You wouldn't even care if I tried to explain

A little stranger than fiction in life
Everybody's got their own world to live through
We've all got our song to write
It starts a dirty little secret that won't stay quiet

A little stranger than fiction in life
Everybody's got their own world to live through
We've all got our song to write
It starts a dirty little secret that won't stay quiet tonight

Won't stay quiet tonight

"Walls are stronger than the men who defend them."

Khan

While all the ones below are good, I can tell I may be the only one that listens to hip hop (that's not 1990's)

Give me the whole nation, I ain't trippin like Bush
My lobby got more money than that crazy ass wuss

Yeah, so compassionate... I dont understand him
Theres nothing like bombin Iran at random

Cross me once, I'll stay 100 years
Find me at a debate, I've probably drank 100 beers

(yeahhhhhhh) That's real....
Someone point on the globe to another oil field.

Just call me John Mc "C"
yeah you know me
Throwin ammo around like 123

Don't worry about the navy I did that one time
Don't worry about inflation, you wont have a dime.
Dont worry Iraq
We wont be attacked
Don't worry about about Iran
Ive got a master plan

Spend more money
Bomb all night
Vicki's my honey
Yeah, I did her last right.

I could die in office, yeah you know thats real...
I got a prescription for viagra for my clients on the hill
(Vicki, you my girl)

yeah I'm a show stopper
I was pretty pissed when they discontinued the whopper

This aint BK... This is the U.S.A.
Only if I was born here, I could have it my way.

Thats all I got, and thats coming from a whiteboy white no flow.

my name's McCain
drop the name like rain
I got mental nutrition like a candy cane

try to keep it civil while I dish out the dirt
just vote for me all you puny little... I mean "my friends"

Yo you mess wit MC Cain then you best be a foo
Cuz you can spend your entire fortune on attack ads, but it still won't be true

To R. Paul and his Constitution all I gotta do is shrug,
Cuz that sort of isolationist attitude started the..uh...War on Drugs
I mean Cold War
er
Mongol Conquests
I mean...
North Yemen Civil War

SAME SH!T B!TCHES!

With a snap of my fingers I be setting the price
Cuz I'm a POW, yo, I don't need no economic advice
Yeah, you all know I can be a big meeno
So get ready for the hundred thousand year war that's gonna be uglier than the daughter of Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno!

I'm McCain the slick
I'm super quick
I can be on your butt like a fire on a wick
They say I'm cool
I break all the rules
even though I do don't play me for a fool
I'm a political star
the best by far
I get paid for lying
and not by the hour

the end
The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. James Madison

you people are too funny. I cant wait to see the finished product after all the lines are in

I'd love to see someone run with this..

Panamanchuriana
New World on ya
Give me the button and i'm droppin' bombs on a
3rd world nation
I'll be taken
Put the money in my pocket
no hesitation
Patriot fake and
still gettin' paid and
got no time to deal with imigration

But I got liasons
from the powers that be
Control over the media so
you can never catch me
By the time you wake your neighbors
it's all over see
We control you sheeple and
everything you think.

Sung to the tune of NWA's Phuck Da Police

Comin straight from the underground
An old toad'z got it bad cuz he's a clown
Another war and maybe Hillary
They think they have the authority to kill the majority

Lights start flashin' behind me
But they're scared of freedom so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives 'em a hint not to step in my path

I have my lucky feather, my lucky foot too
If I ever lose them, I know just what to do
I have my secret agents look all around
I can't do a thing until both of them are found.

Libera me, let the truth break, what my fears make--Leslie Phillips

(A big thanks to wikipedia for the information)

I brag about my Military service
and stick out my chest,
Always looking for a kickback
just like the rest.

Some think i'm really a traitor,
but they can't be heard
I got the oil tycoons protecting
and they gave me their word.

I went to the 'Nam" and got my plane shot down,
Gave it up to the Cong and was their pet clown.
Covered it up good to hide my shame.
Don't gotta explain..I'm M.C. Cain.
Ditched my old lady got a new rich wife,
And started a new political life.
Got to Washington and started writing laws,
Taking away rights and starting wars.
I went to Iraq to see the circumstance.
Got so scared I messed my pants.
Came back and told the peeps that all is good
And that it's no problem walkin' round that 'hood.
Covered it up good to hide my shame.
Don't gotta explain..I'm M.C. Cain.

War out!