Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Paul

Posted March 11th, 2008 by Thundercloud

I posted this in another thread. unfinished.
I just wrote the last verse, so I made a thread for it..

Sung to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song (The ballad of Jed Clampett)

Here is the Ron Paul version, by ME!

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"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Paul
In speech after speech, he continued to enthrall
And then one day he was shootin' for some votes
But the MSM said he wasn't in their notes.

Coverage that is, Say his name, Ron Paul

Well the next thing you know 'ole Paul's a millionaire.
At twenty bucks a pop, his supporters put him there.
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania is the place he ought a be
It's the big white house, in the land of Liberteeee

Freedom, that is. Happiness, security.

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Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bush and all his ilk.
Now all of us, we CAN afford that gasoline AND milk.
You're all invited back to play a part in historeeeeee
And have a heapin' helpin' of your wages, they're tax free

your money, that is. keep it all, Pay your debts off.

y'all come back now, y'hear?"

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Anthem Antagonistes

On March 12th, 2008 Professor Berna... says:

From the enemy camp...

Just vote for me and I'll bring home pork from Washington, D.C.
We'll soak the other taxpayers but you'll get yours for free!
We'll build you a mighty welfare state, and it will be your slave,
Offering full coverage from the cradle to the grave ---
--- the cradle to the grave!

We'll regulate small businesses, we'll tie them up in knots.
If not for the vigor of the working class, the budget would be shot ---
--- the budget would be shot!

When things turn sour we'll duck the blame, you cannot pin us down,
Not two Senators! Your Congressman (doodle loodle loot doo)!
The Pre-si-dent, or his Vice. (waa waa waah)
His Ca-bi-net,
The Supreme Court or the Pentagon!
What a slick bunch of lice!

(intermezzo)

So that's the way the system works, we'll rob the country blind,
And blame each other's party, you'll buy it every time!
The Donkey and the Elephant will patronize the pest
Who whimpers for free goodies from the public treasure chest.
"New roads! Food stamps! More benefits! Not a single user fee!"
Don't call it socialism, we say "De-mock-cracy!"
So watch the action on the floor, it's sure to make you ill;
Those lying scheming reprobates, here on Capitol Hill!

Viva Agora!
Professor Bernardo de la Paz
www.citizenduquesne.org