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737 CRASHES AFTER BEING CANCELED MID-FLIGHT

A 737 traveling from Cincinnati to Salt Lake City was lost with all passengers and crew Monday when cash-strapped Delta Airlines, the aircraft's operator, canceled Flight 1060 en route.

which was forced to land in an Indiana cornfield after being canceled mid-flight.

According to a statement from Delta, the midair cancellation was made as part of the company's plan to cut continental service by 25 percent and emerge from Chapter 11 bankruptcy with an economically viable business strategy.

"Delta Airlines regrets any inconvenience to our valued customers," the statement read in part. "Unfortunately, in today's uncertain economy, service interruptions and cancellations are inevitable."

Air-traffic-control personnel reported that Flight 1060 was at cruising altitude when Delta cancelled the flight. According to the aircraft's black-box flight recorder, the crew announced the cancellation over the intercom, instructed passengers to gather their luggage from overhead bins for disembarking, then shut down all aircraft systems. At 9:46 a.m. Central time, Flight 1060's tracking designation vanished from air-traffic-control radar screens. Approximately 15 minutes later, the aircraft crashed in a cornfield outside Tipton, IN, killing all onboard.
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Pre-Emptive Memorial

To Honor Future Victims
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:-)
Liberty, once it takes root, is a plant of rapid growth.
Ron Paul Rocketman
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Ha.

Good one, Onion.

Did the passengers still get a full refund and...

If they were in the middle of eating a meal that they paid for did they get to finish eating their food before they shut everything down?

and

up grade to first class on their next flight

Burned by The Onion again

This one is NOT funny, Onion.

That was productive!

"Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always"
Gandhi

WTF?

"Flight 1060 you're flight has been cancelled, do you receive?". "Roger, control, message received." Shut down the engines Bill, we're ditching the plane. Don't turn around or find another airport, just kill the engines and enjoy the ride to the crash site.