Got this from meetup today, had to share with financial meltdown going on

> A Japanese doctor said,
> "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
> we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
> in another, and have him looking for work in
> six weeks."
>
> A German doctor said,
> "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
> person , put it in another, and have him looking
> for work in four weeks."
>
> A British doctor said,
> "In my country, medicine is so advanced that
> we can take half of a heart out of one person,
> put it in another, and have them both looking for
> work in two weeks."
>
> A Texas doctor, not to be out done said,
> "You guys are way behind. We took a man with
> no brains out of Texas, put him in the White
> House and now half the country is looking for
> work."