WIRED: Ron Paul Celebrity D&D character
Posted April 7th, 2008 by nelsonwinters
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Okay, I thought this was funny. (I found it by complete accident)
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Ha!
Too funny...
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The lesser of two evils is still evil!
LOL! That was good :P Ron
LOL! That was good :P
Ron Paul
23rd-Level Lawful Good Wizard
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom:17
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 13
Special Abilities: Can see into the future, but must roll Charisma or less on d100 to convince anyone he's right. Can summon 1,000 devoted followers on command, and can pull 10,000 GP out of his hat as needed -- but no one knows how. His presence at delivery adds +1 to all child's attributes.
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Federal Reserve to the American People:
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
to be honest
Fortune Favors the Bold
i think that world of warcraft rally hurt us. it was creative, but it was such fodder for the opposition. this could be kind of similar.