Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment (Humor)
Posted April 26th, 2008 by Rhonda15
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Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. Only a smidgen.
"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."
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Isn't it amazing
People are all excited about getting back their already made money.
If government would have never been the middle man into the scam know as taxes and wealth redistribution, do you think the economy might be a little stronger.
When will we learn,... GOVERNMENT IS THE PROBLEM!
Davy C Rockett
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A tax rebate
A tax rebate is just the government saying "Even we think we've taken too much from you."
LOL
Funny but true.
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Gas for a week will stimulate the economy?
lol
I love Dave Barry.