(BREAKING NEWS) Robert Mugabe hires Bob Beers as election Chair in Zimbabwe
Posted April 28th, 2008 by NotOverYet
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We have just received news that the sham election in Zimbabwe is going to be taken over by former State Sen. Bob Beers(R-NV). Beers was the former GOP chairman who was crushed by Ron Paul supporters in the State of Nevada, where he's now wanted for criminal charges including Election fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud, and is facing Millions of dollars in claims from a civil lawsuit filed by nearly a thousand Republicans after wasting thousands of dollars to attend the Nevada GOP State Convention in Reno. It was reported he escaped the country after recieving a job offer by Africa's Hitler Robert Mugabe. In an interview with Mugabe we asked him about his new Elections Chairman. Mugabe said with a smirk on his face: "I have never heard in my life about an election that was stopped in the middle of a vote count, infact none of my facists had done something so blatant. We believe Mr. Beers is an election genius. He is not only a facist but a ruthless facist who deserves a good place in my regime. You Americans are stupid people for rejecting such a facist genius and destroying his political career and life. Beers is an inspiration who will enjoy the privilege of having a statue built in honor of his political genius."
Mr Mugabe ended the interview by hoping himself and Mr Beers will be united again in Hell.
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In other news Her Majesty Queen Hillary Clinton(I) denounced any opposition and liquidated both Congress and the Senate. She will establish a parliament by next January that will (appear to) represent the people (while in reality it will represent her wishes in the name of the people). In a developing event Her Majesty the Queen has given a Royal pardon to Mr. Beers and announced that she will knight him in a ceremony next month and give him the title of Lordship and power to seize the lands and property of all those involved in suing the noble Bob Beers.
Mr. Beers declined to comment but thanked her majesty for her Royal kindness and promised that his work in Zimbabwe will make her and the King very proud as he carries her message of big government, vote fraud, facism, anti-personal liberty all wrapped in a flag carrying a cross and protected by a Jeweled crown.
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Husky W. Blitzer, Royal American Press Corps
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*This article is pure satire and all the characters involved are entirely fictional*
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul
Ha!Ha!
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
happy it made you laugh
love making people smile on a sour day
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul
Nice.
You forgot about the PR that says in case Diebold fails to win you the election and desired majority of delegates, fly to Zimbabwe for a crash course on how to make sure you win in any case. The fee is payable in Zimbabwean dollars.
Note: The Zimbabwean Reserve Bank is lightyears ahead of the US equivalent the Federal Rerserve, in the way of printing fiat money. Likewise the Fed chairman Ben Bernanke and his colleagues are also invited to Harare for a crash course in how to destroy a currency, while remaining rich yourself.
Speaking of Zimbabwe, I
Speaking of Zimbabwe, I spent time there in the middle 1980's, several years after the country had acheived majority rule, and to be honest the feeling there then was eerily similar to the feeling here today ---- things had not yet "crashed", but those with insight could already see the writing on the wall, and there was a sense that things as they currently were could simply not last, that the political and economic situations were maybe not crashing yet, but were about to.
lol thnks speculor
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul
That is what true news would sound like
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Nice Writing!
loved it, thanks!
happy you loved it ladalang
had to get my anger out lolol
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul
Funny
Sounds like somebody got something off their chest. Wish I could write that well. Peace.
thnks for the compliment quilt
though I dont think I deserve it. Happy you found it funny lol thnks
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"let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it's realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeoprady"
Congressman Ron Paul