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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!! TO ALL DP PATRIOT MOMS !!!

It's early in the moring and I'm not quite awake enough to add anything poetic...except...

I GOT A FOOD DEHYDRATOR !!! I GOT A FOOD DEHYDRATOR !!! YYYYYEEESSSS!

(will say something sentimental later...when I quit jumping up and down)

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For the DP night owl moms who are raising future patriots! Hope y'all had a great day!
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"I have once heard that the ability to resist temptation is the truest measure of a mans character."

Dustin Hoffman to Steve McQueen
"Papillion"

Thank you, Kat

Mother's Day is not the same without a mother to spoil. I miss my kids in California but they never spoiled me on Mother's Day. But I still love being their mother!

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

I'm so happy for you.

I guess diamonds are not your thing. Hee hee

My dad used to carry a little poem in his wallet it was titled
" Me Mudder"

One line of it that I will never forget was
"Who squeezed me til I farted...me mudder" Wish I had copied that poem don't know where my dad got the poem anyone out there have that poem it was really funny. This was about 50 plus years ago.

Thanks, for the memories . Peace and goodwill to all

A Poem to Me Mudder

A Poem to Me Mudder

When me prayers were poorly said,
Who tucked me in me bed,
And spanked me till me ass was red?
Me Mudder.

Who took me from me cozy cot,
And put me on me ice cold pot,
And made me pee-pee if me could not?
Me Mudder.

And when the morning light would come,
And in me crib me dribble some,
Who wipe me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder.

Who would me hair so gently part,
And hug me gently to her heart,
And sometimes squeeze me till me fart?
Me Mudder.

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit,
And nearly had a king sized fit,
When in my Sunday clothes me s---?
Me Mudder.

When at night the bed did sqeak,
Me raised me head to have a peek,
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder.

Author Unknown?

That's cute

It cheers a soul.

Healthnut4freedom

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths." Proverbs 3:5,6

Thanks for finding

this.

That was...

too cute..:)
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"I have once heard that the ability to resist temptation is the truest measure of a mans character."

Dustin Hoffman to Steve McQueen
"Papillion"

Funny

what we can get excited about.
D.H drove all day yesterday to get me home to TN. All my roses are in full bloom here and hopefully my kids( grown) will drop by to give their mom a
HUGG :)

Thank you

Same to you, and congratulations. I can't imagine too many things that would be a better gift for Mother's Day, except perhaps a cider press....