a funny for you all...
Posted June 15th, 2008 by sunny
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher says, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asks him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'
The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, "'That would make me an Obama fan".
output
guy runs into a bar and screams
HEY MAN, YOUR CHIHUAHUA IS OUTSIDE KILLING MY PIT BULL!!!
guy says: REALLY?!?!
other guy says: YEAH,HE'S OUT THERE CHOKING ON IT!!!!!
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"My role in the revolution is to wake up the lemmings of this country, who sit back and accept the pablum the media feeds them"
Jesse Ventura
Ventura/Paul 2008
http://www.gopetition.com...
If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO",
what is the opposite of PROGRESS ?
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Very cute!
Here's the only one I got in my head right now, it's not political but I thought it was cute:
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.
The drunk says, "I haven’t got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can’t possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.
The drunk says, ‘I haven’t got it.’
The bartender can’t believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, and then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and
says, ‘Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, give me the bill.’
In disgust, the bartender says, ‘What, no drink for me this time?’
The drunk replies, ‘You! No Way! You get too violent when you drink.’