Everyhing is aok (humor)

Look I know you are interested in how we are going to die within the next 24 hours so I decided to list all the possibilities. Might as well know how you're gonna get it and then we can be done with it.

This brief moment is addressed to all of the people who feel the need to bombard this board with fear messages.

The folks in charge control everyone with fear messages. If you don't agree, watch fox and write down the number of fear based messages per hour.

The chicken flu is gonna kill ya.

The Russians are gonna kill ya.

The stock market is gonna kill ya...I don't got no stock so I guess something else is gonna kill me.

The gold and silver people are gonna kill ya if you don't use gold and silver.

The tomatoes are gonna kill ya....(this was predicted long ago)

The flouride in your toothpaste is gonna kill ya (but your teeth will be gorgeous)

The spinach is not gonna kill ya unless you have some left over from a couple years ago.

Sadaam is gonna kill ya...ooops! Not anymore.

Osama is gonna kill ya....where the heck is OBL? Maybe his body double is gonna kill ya.

The ufos' are gonna kill ya....(they already did! You is a zombie)

The neocons is gonna kill ya (oops the neocons is already dead! they is zombies...proof...Dick Cheney)

The democrats is gonna kill ya (actually, I think this may be true)

The republicans is gonna kill ya...they just tryin' to help the democrats.

The chemtrails is gonna kill ya...(we don't have any chemtrails where I live so I kind a feel left out, I guess I'll just have to wait for one of the other "kill ya's" to kill me.)

The fema camps is gonna kill ya...nah! they just gonna hold ya before someone else kills ya.

The gas prices is gonna kill ya. Yes they are definitely gonna kill ya.

The cell phones is gonna kill ya....don't answer that thing! It'll kill ya!

The TV is already killing ya.

The SUV's is gonna kill everybody. But they on sale big time.

The global warming is gonna...is gonna...you actually take anything Al Gore says seriously? He's a Dupont. You live near a Dupont chemical plant?That is for sure gonna kill ya.

The Illuminati is gonna kill ya....nay they would much rather enslave ya....take them off the list please.

The CFR is gonna kill ya, but we don't know how until their next meetin'.

The food crisis is gonna kill ya....all the people I see walkin around look like we be needin' a food crisis or too much food is gonna kill ya.

The Iran war about to start is gonna kill ya....this Iran war start sh%$ is starting to get old....It's like a script from a crappy movie, they keep banging the same angle over and over again...just shut the F up.

The zionists is gonna kill ya. A hundred bucks NOBODY can define a zionist...they got meetin's like at the grange on Wednesdays?. Just another terrorist that ya need to be a'scared of.

The israelis' is gonna kill ya......they do do some killin' now don't they?

The US government is gonna kill ya....how you gonna pay taxes now big boy? Under all that dirt like that.

The Chinese is gonna kill ya and they only gonna charge ya a buck to do it.

The illegal immigrants is gonna kill ya...How? With a spatula or a rake?.Who would you rather be in a room alone with? A bunch of immigration agents or a couple of illegals? I'm waaay more afraid of a government employee killing me....they gotta track record.

Walmart is gonna kill ya and they gonna farm the killing out to the Chinese...a far better killin' value...that's on aisle 4.

Bush is gonna kill ya...and he's a runnin' out a time now ain't he? Don't worry McCain or Obama will be happy to kill ya instead.

A handgun is gonna a kill ya, unless you gotta hand gun too at which point, it's who's got the best aim.

The solar rays is gonna kill ya....you gotta plan for this one? I do. Forget about it.

Nanotechnology is gonna kill ya...at least you won't be able to see it killin ya.

The US dollar is gonna kill ya....now stop that! The US dollar ain't gonna kill nobody the US dollar is dead....sheesh, get it right.

Now look at all them kill ya's.

The sun is shining today and I just had the best burger ever...there ain't a chemtrail in the sky and the killer tomatoes in the garden are growing just fine thank you. God bless everyone and the kill ya's too.

T