BS for Fuel!
Posted July 3rd, 2008 by akak
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Hey, all you mechanics who know so much more than those high-falutin' college snobs, I have discovered a sure-fire way to power my car's engine with pure bullshit! Yep, just a few ounces of good 'ol cowpies can propel my pickup for over 300 miles! All you need to do is dry and powder the doo-doo, then grind it fine and mix it with, oh, about 30 gallons of gasoline, making sure to say the proper magic words while mixing it. Then pour it into a large sealed container attached to your vehicle (the "fuel tank"), and feed this mixture into your fuel injectors. It works, it really works!
If anyone wants to make themselves energy independent this way, just send Akak of the Daily Paul $5000 for all the detailed information and schematics needed to run your engine on good old American bullshit!
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Man oh man, what's happened to this site. It's gone to s*it. If your brains was gas, you wouldn't have enough to power a piss ants go cart half way round a bb. Things are gettin tough............
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hah
do you take Paypal?
I do, although payment in
I do, although payment in gold or silver is preferred.
Bump, for the gullible and
Bump, for the gullible and scientifically ignorant, bless their quixotic souls.
Fuel
Actualy you can run a car on Bull Shit,trash,Pig crap,Chicken droppings etc.,to be more precise Methane.When all these products decompose they give off Methane gas,humans do also when they pass gas (it's Methane).And it burns really well,the trick is to contain it and bottle it like propane.But a good size landfill can be turned into a huge supply of Methane,and Cattle yards also.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit...
Some should bottle human-passed gas, as suggested by Faron. Beans are a cheap food, with impressive yields of alternative fuel.
What Ron Paul Revolutionary entrepreneur will take on this cause? It could literally change the world, you know! We should also serve beans at the Revolution Convention in St. Paul. It's a sure-fire way to get 11,000 more alternative fuel producers. All convened under one roof, this will make for an explosive yield of alternative energy. It is also likely that the RNC convention a few miles away will yield impressively high levels of BS with which to fuel our vehicles as we go back home.
Alaskaron, you may be
Alaskaron, you may be interested to know that of the 1.4 ppm (parts per million) of methane that exists in the earth's atmosphere, approximately 25% of it is estimated to be due to cow farts, and around 10% to human farts. So, with every breath you take, 0.0004% of it is somebody else's farts! Just thought you might like to know that.
Can I choose whose farts???
'cuz I don't want to just breathe random nasty peoples' farts. I am the discriminating sort, so just any old farts will not do.
Sorry, due to gaseous
Sorry, due to gaseous diffusion, you have no choice in the matter!
I just performed a very complex calculation, and was horrified to learn that with every breath we take, on average, 16 molecules of each breath are George W. Bush farts! Could anything be more repulsive!
Yes. Hillary's.
Most. Repulsive. Can you calculate the percentage of Hillary-produced methane in the atmosphere?
Even more importantly, what can we do about this outrage? Someone needs to set up a website, a chip in, a money (stink) bomb, anything, to draw attention to this most holy of all holy causes.
And here I thought I came to Alaska for the fresh air. Hmmmph.
"Success is like a fart ---
"Success is like a fart --- only your own smells sweet."
I am amazed
at how much you know about farts. If there is a cabinet position that can utilize this extensive knowledge, I hope President Ron Paul will nominate you for that job.
(In the current administration, this person is known as the President's press secretary, I believe.)
I can smell it
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that seems to be the Federal
that seems to be the Federal Reserve's policy
My car runs on christmas
My car runs on christmas spirit.
Why do you think I invented Christmas in July?
I can top that.
I have an engine that eats homeless people and shits wafers of Soylent Green.
wow!
soylent green.... do you accept blue chip stamps?
Can I order fifty pounds of them crackers?
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Lisa C.
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I'm not sure if I can get my hands on that much bull dung
but I have a couple of old boxes of Bisquick that are starting to go off.
Will that work?
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Lisa C.
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Only in the lawnmower engine
Only in the lawnmower engine version. And only if mixed with the critical Bisquick catalyst, Velveeta cheese.
What do you mean, "lawnmower"?
Who in their right mind would mow a lawn? Geez, next you'll want me to shave my armpits.
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
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Brilliant.
Best. Response. Today.
lol
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I knew it!
I’ve always said the whole thing wouldn’t work without magic words, but nobody would beliieve me. Being misunderstood is darn frustrating!
--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa
Cliff, the magic words are
Cliff, the magic words are critical! That is the only way that you can overcome the laws of physics and make the whole process work. And oh, by the way, driving a vehicle powered this way will also cure acne, baldness, and erectile disfunction. Just send ten letters of testimonial to ten different friends, and the Tooth Fairy will grant your every wish! But you must send all ten letters, or you will suffer bad luck and the indignity of man-boobies.
This is starting to sound like some kind of "gas cult".
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
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Yeah, but the nitrogen in
Yeah, but the nitrogen in urine reacts with the radicalized electrons in gasoline vapors causing them to expand exponentially and inversely in proportion to the speed of the vehicle. That means when you drive you will not only get incredible gas mileage but you also won't need to stop to take a leak (just need to buy the kit for that). ;-)
biogas
set up a 4 chamber biogas outhouse in belize, the gas is piped into a holding tank which fuels the oven, a refrigerator, propane lanterns and a freezer.
no bullshit. just human shit.
No shit
reminds you of mad max beyond thunderdome.
Why not?
The Treasury fuels the economy with pure BS. The stimulus package is not much different from hooking your alternator to a hydrogen generator and burning the hydrogen in the engine. They hook up the citizens to money that no one is using, and the citizens burn it in the economy. Money for nothing! (And your checks for free.)
No shit.
the fed stinks.
I tried that...
...didn't work.
wow !!!!!!!!!!
If I could use bullshit for fuel I'd be able to drive around the world 5 times for free ! there is so much of it going around.
Careful there akak
Someone here might try it. Can't wait to read the testimonials.
For sure, Winston! I guess
For sure, Winston! I guess all I need now is a Youtube video, and the proof will be there for all to see!
heh
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