Flat Earth vs. Round Earth Debate
Posted July 8th, 2008 by akak
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Now that The Geico Caveman is out of the race, I am upset that nobody is promoting the one-and-only true view of our divinely-created flat earth, as laid out for us in the Holy Book of Pasta, as inspired by the Heavenly Flying Spaghetti Monster himself.
Tomatocus 2:16: "And the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster did snort a divine meatball from his heavenly nostril, which landing in the sacred marinara sauce, did flatten out and become the abode of man and all other living things. And the most holy Flying Spaghetti Monster did look upon that which he had created, and pronounced "Yeah, it'll do".
What more proof does one need?
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Is Paul Newman the head of your church akak?
-"Ron Paul cured me of my predilection for Che Guevara T shirts."
He's got two.
He's the head of the Church of akak and a prophet in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Nice tag-line BTW.
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Unlike some of my collegues here, I believe ...
that a fact must be a proven. And a round earth qualifies as a fact until we get smooshed between two colliding comets.
WAHOR!!
As Kurt said, "Rate Me!!!", or was it "Rape Me!!!"
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That sounds logical.
Kajillions of centuries ago on the planet Oreo I learned omething about that meatball.
--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa
Flat vs. Round???
Let me know when we're debating Length vs. Width -- now THAT'S a topic.
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
--Ron Paul
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Lisa, it depends on the dimensions of the shoe
so to speak ;-)
I couldn't imagine having this conversation with a neo-con...
-"Ron Paul cured me of my predilection for Che Guevara T shirts."
I knew there was a reason I liked clowns.
:-D
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
--Ron Paul
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Lisa, if Libertarian Girls go for Big Feet
This is what Libertarian Guys look for in a potential date.
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-"Ron Paul cured me of my predilection for Che Guevara T shirts."
Nice.
Don't do the "list thing".
Libertarian girls can't help but be sexy. Finding one is the trick.
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
--Ron Paul
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Chtulu for President!
Why settle for a lesser evil?
weak, akak
The modern Flat Earth Myth originated with the 19th-century American writer Washington Irving. In his fictional History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus (1828), Irving wrote that flat-Earth churchmen had opposed Columbus on the grounds that he would fall off the edge of the Earth if he tried to sail across the Atlantic. In actuality, Columbus's opponents knew not only that the Earth is a sphere, but also approximately how big it is. Since they (like Columbus) knew nothing about the Americas, it was quite reasonable for them to believe that a voyage to the Far East would not be a good investment.
Actually, Columbus was wrong
Actually, Columbus was wrong about the diameter of the earth sphere and lucky for him ( or providentially if your a believer) the Americas got in his way.
Who cares what you think?
You're evil incarnate.
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
--Ron Paul
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And you determine good from
And you determine good from evil? On what relative truth..
A good satire should cool
A good satire should cool things down a bit. I'm getting tired of having to sort through manufactured argument on all manner of things to get to candidate news.
Bump for Rainey.
Bump for Rainey.
Silly humans.
In a hundred years you will all know that it is really pyramidal.
Question...
My spaghetti sticks to the fridge when it is done. Does this make me a member?
Father Linguini sent me on this mission; he said you would have the answer.
"I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more if they had known they were slaves."
-- Harriet Tubman
Pastafarian bump
Pastafarian bump
Praise be his name.
Question?
Are there any rules regarding garlic bread and the eating thereof?
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Lisa C.
“Elections are short term efforts; revolutions are long term projects.”
--Ron Paul
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Okay akak
This is hilarious as hell. I'm very tempted to show how "The Theory of Roundness" is full of holes, but can we just let these non-topical debate threads die.
I doubt that. I love it.
I doubt that. I love it.