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Hahaha, McCain will make surprise announcement

I do think they are watching us. Now McCain is announcing that he will make a surprise announcement at the Republican convention. Just heard it on the news. They are doing everything they can do to stir up a little enthusiasm.

Speculation is that he is going to say he will be a one term president.

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good evening ladies and gentlemen

My name is John mccain ,I have come here tonight to make a special announcement ( the twenty people in the crowd look disinterested and one guy looks like he soiled his depends )
Yes ladies and gents I am here to ..........er..........one sec ......I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say .............my bad !

Such suspense we live in now

There were rumors his pick for VP is Ridge (gag) , what a total anti-Republic combo. I will go for his announcerment to put his Presidential campaign into suspension with Ron Paul coming out of suspension. Now, that is something to go forward with.

LOL!

You say that as if McCain will make the selection for VP. He'll only be able to announce who the selection is, not actually make the decision.

No, you misread me

let me rephrase--the pick may be Ridge as in ex-Homeland (un)Security. Now, like I said what are the "announcements"?

Feel the Excitement

oh....oh....I know! It's

oh....oh....I know! It's about his age and health.

McCain: "Even though I am getting older I can assure you I am in great heaIth! I have no problem peeing everyday at 6 am and poop regular at 7am !"

Problem is- He doesnt get out of bed til 8 am!!

He will state

"IMy friends, I want to welcome all you anti-Democrats., Since we really have no platform and what we do have is almost identical to the Democrats, I'm announcing that we publically disclose that we are really disgruntled Democrats."

Please!

speaking of......

Will someone PLEASE tell McCain that I am NOT his friend. "My friends", "my friends" "my friends"......

John McCain-I am not your friend!

lol..........................

lol................................................................

as for me and my home, we shall worship the LORD

nice idea

so much easier then, 1 party system.. no need to waste money on elections.

Probably his running mate

Probably his running mate

Maybe....

...he's going to announce that he's the secret love-child of Joe Lieberman and John Edwards (that cheater!)..and that he's really only 30 years old~!

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BC
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!

I am betting that McCain will be a zero term president.

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"An economy built on fiat money is a society on its way to ashes."

man, what a biter. All these

man, what a biter. All these candidates from both parties are biting off Ron Paul. What a bunch of unoriginal pieces of garbage. Hopefully he will announce how much of an asshat he really is and that Ron Paul should be the nominee given the fact he's studied economics for multiple decades and got more money from our troops than all the other candidates combined together. I hope he's announcing he's dropping out of the race because he's going to die from cancer in the next few months but sadly, I don' t think that will be the case.

Depends

on what is written on his teleprompter.

Dr. Paul cured my apathy

McSame

will endorse Depend diapers.

Hey, know any hackers that

Hey, know any hackers that could change what his teleprompter says??? Aren't MIT and UCLA students known for that type of thing?

Yes, but ...

see comments down below.

Dr. Paul cured my apathy

He will announce....

his Mate will be the looser of the Dems. convention.

He will announce that...

he is not a human but an albino chipmunk.

Yes,yes that`s it. Nui you are on the ball!

HYDROMAN

OMG!

You guys are toooo funny!

Please please please...

"I'm not really John McCain. I'm an android replica of John McCain, the real John McCain died in Vietnam."

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever." - Thomas Jefferson

Perhaps

he has accepted an offer to be Obama's running mate.

He's standing down

due to exhaustion

LOL!! That would be nice!!!

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endorsing Ron Paul

Dr. Paul cured my apathy

ha ha

Now that would be some real Straight Talkin'!

:-) ya think Cologne??

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For sure,

if its written on his teleprompter.

Dr. Paul cured my apathy

ROFL!!! Have you got access to it? :-)

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Not me.

but some IT-whizkid should provide for this.

Dr. Paul cured my apathy

What IT-whizkid would want to hang around with McCain??

ROFL!!

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