Personal Request from Cindy McCain
Posted August 13th, 2008 by Schvenzlerman
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I just received in today's mail a Personal Request from Cindy McCain asking me to send John an enclosed birthday card with a campaign donation. If I mail the card with a note saying, "No, you're just going to go buy some more effing Cocaine!" do you think that the Secret Service will hassle me? I need to know before I mail this thing.
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Tell her to put her $300,000 mint green convention dress up on ebay. How DO these people sleep at night?????
Tell her
to get out there and sell some beer!
I wonder
If sticking the reply between you butt cheeks is considered Bio-terrorism?
Send her
a note saying that you have donated to C4L in his name.
Why not send the envelop back
With all kinds of junk mail, even some Ron Paul slimjims or whatever else you have? Make it as heavy and full as you can and they have to pay the postage also. I received a card from Cindy yesterday and I know what I'm going to do.
"Tell her to have a garage sale"..........
or bake some cookies......
"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."
I agree with the previous two posts.
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"An economy built on fiat money is a society on its way to ashes."
I do too.
Libera me, let the truth break, what my fears make--Leslie Phillips
Ask Her
Ask her if John is planning on paying the taxpayers back for the 5 planes he crashed. Ok... I guess the North Vietnamese gave him a little help with one. The 4 planes he crashed then.
What are you
talking about? 4 planes? How about dozens of planes! He gave up strategic info to the enemy! He told them where our targets were! In exchange for some medical attention and a couple of hookers! He wasn't treated badly as the guys he got shot down, I can tell you that!
Go make a donation to the
Go make a donation to the Campaign For Liberty.
Then write back to Cindy McCain informing her that your budget for campaign donations this week is already exceeded as you spent it in support of Ron Paul's Campaign For Liberty.
Maybe also include that you love Republican values which is why you were so excited to support Ron Paul and his CFL.
Then conclude your message to Cindy by thanking her for contacting you.
LMAO!!!
LMAO at everything in this thread!
I thought Cindy was addicted to ...
painkillers. Cocaine would explain how she stays so slim.
BTW, I don't think the hassling you would get (from the Secret Service or anyone else) is worth the fun you'll have.
However, a few years back, I received a request from Newt Gingrich for a campaign donation. I sent him two pennies taped to his letter, with a comment on why I didn't send more, opening with "This is my 'two cents' worth."
GETTING back to cindy
ARE you crazy or what ? LET's get real
TLF
maybe you can insert some
maybe you can insert some peeled off budweiser labels into a card and send it back. maybe you can write a note that says youll give him a birthday card the day he stars cutting up his multimillion dollar estates and starts mailing them out to us as thank yous in return. maybe you can ask her why she married that dude that looks like the nazi that dies from rapid aging at the end of indiana jones' last crusade movie. (i mean surely she could have seen that coming a mile a way).
Cindy,
You'll be pleased to know, I made a donation in John's name to "Attorneys for Crimes Against Humanity".
Just do it. Don't let the
Just do it. Don't let the government think you fear them.
Great idea!
tell John he can collect the reward for his campaign funds. lol
Wish John a Happy Birthday
and send here one of those Drug Dealer Cindy Posters!
Man was born to be free and independent
Don't put your return address
on the envelope!
And don't lick the envelope, either
(DNA evidence, you know)
Michael, that's a good one,
I never would have thought about not licking the envelope. I guess we can never be too careful.
No spit please.
wear gloves. Have plenty of lotion near the pit. Dont let fido get too close. Begin sewing practice revolutionary flags. Listen to loud rock music. Dont give him any hookers. He will break soon. Lower the lotion into the pit. Scream obscenities at him. Give him a piece of lettuce ( a small piece ) pour some toliet water on him. Yes, I saw it in a movie once. Sounds good, no? Soon there will be not a rock or a house which will harbor these neoCons and their enablers. Im feeling better already.
wow.
wow.