Fearmongering for Tithes
Posted September 8th, 2008 by EricHoffer
I picked up my mail the other day to find a wonderfully large envelope addressed personally to me from John McCain. While not a personal friend, and in fact as far as I had remembered not even an acquaintance, I thought it was nice of John to remember my feelings and to send me a letter this election season.
But lo and behold, I opened my personal letter to find form mail warning me of the dangerous Democrats, the Terrifying Terrorists, and letting me know that although, "this is the toughest election we have ever faced," that "we've been in harder spots before and won," all in the same paragraph.
The ending of this letter, as you may have well guessed, was to inform me of John's personal need of a few bucks, like $1,500, to repair his boat; or to win an election or something.
Remembering John's wonderful treatment of Dr. Paul and his scholarly remembrance of the causes of WWII, I saw it fit to send John something more educational in his pre-paid Federal Express Air letter.
John will soon be in the possession of 6 free pamphlets of Paul positions on various issues, a Ron Paul bumper sticker, a Ron Paul big glossy mailer, a statement of faith, as well as his own letter back, stamped with Ron Paul for President2008 and with the contradictions in his logic pointed out and drawn in pen.
As I'm the utmost soul of politeness, and I'm sure there's nothing wrong with using provided materials to educate "my friend" on the greatest statesman of my lifetime, I would urge all of you to put his precious funding to use the same way, as a gesture of unity, faith, and perseverance.
It is, after all, a polite and adult way to say, "Choke on this you hypocritical piece of warmongering slime."
Eric Hoffer
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lmaorotf!!!
Very funny..Sir, I salute you!
and I look forward to getting anything in the mail from McSame, so I can do the same thing!!!
i stuffed mine with infowars.com and
911 was an inside job stickers
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master... George Washington
Good show wtg
excellent post EricHoffer....bet he dropped a brick in his pants...hahahahahaha
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master... George Washington
great post
Best thing I've read all morning...so far
I got a 3 page survey. The
I got a 3 page survey. The margins weren't big enough. Between that and THE birthday card, I told them to take me off their mailing list. I am sick of his words, his face, and his presidential run.
I've been looking for an adult, polite way to
say "choke on this you hypocritical piece of warmongering slime", but it just never came out right. Ron Paul bumper stickers are too valuable, though (the one on my car is getting sun-bleached). I'll just use a lapel sticker and come up with something else adult and polite to send.
I just heard McCain doesn't use email. Where did I put those AOL cd-rom's?
That reminds me of going to church
When it came time to offer, the church suddenly became God...they said, "Don't steal from God."
What the heck! They drive around in Cadillacs, to and from houses paid for by the church, and I'm stealing from God?!
Did you go to one of those Word of Faith churches?
They are known for their pastor's lavish lifestyles.....
Libera me ..let the truth break, what my fears make. Leslie Phillips
I received...
An application for absentee voter registration from Johnny. It had a photo of bin laden, kim jong, ahmadinejad, and chavez on one side and said something about serious times requiring experience
Got mine on Sat.
and called for PU today!
I enclosed some scribbling on their "donation" paper. I also enclosed a print out of an article from RP delegates and how they were treated. Yes, highlighted some choice statements.
Wonder how much my "return" gift will cost them? Probably a special "mass" FedEx deal.
I've emailed then probably a dozen times, but they still want me back!
I can't imagine why.
Don't send back anything with your name on it
That way they're more likely to drop you from the mailing list.. With a few months to go yet, you can still send a few pounds of goods back.
Yes, "My Friend" John has received a Fed Ex from our
house with the same enclosed! "My Friend" also sent me an invitation to be a member of the "President's Council" (or something like that!) To be a member I had to send in my dues of $5,000!! I got this wonderful certificate I could frame and hang on my wall!
As you can imagine, the self-addressed stamped return envelope did not contain a check, but did contain some good Ron Paul reading materials!
I am an older, respected member of my community, and I wonder WHY I enjoy stuffing envelopes with Ron Paul educational materials so much?! Credit Card offers also receive Slimjims in return.
Tell'em what you think
Remember all those requests for money from the Republican Party of your state... Now you know what to do with those return envelopes! They have been getting RP bumperstickers from me!
I can't wait...
...to get my McCain propaganda. I'll rreturn it in the pre-paid envelope with a steel plate for a little added weight.
Pawnstorm
Agree
I have done similar with McCain mailings.
Glendale Keith
I plan on doing the same thing, my friends
Glendale TimB
Good for you!
I also got a letter from Mc Cain a few days ago starting with "Dear Friend" of course. I also stuffed the envelope with all kinds of Ron Paul slim jims and anything else I could find of Ron Paul. I made the envelope so heavy that I'm sure it will cost them, but nearly as much as I would like. Hopefully, everyone else will do the same, if they are truly Ron Paul supporters. I am still a Ron Paul Republican and very proud of it!
Ha Ha way to go great idea!!
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When freedom is at stake, silence is not golden – it is yellow- Tom Anderson writer patriot. 1910-2001
"Any people that would give up liberty for a little temporary safety deserves neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
Good action!
Good action!
My wish is
to be a little mouse in the corner of the room to see what happens when someone opens it! I bet they will ship.
(PS Parkman I did that on purpose, I don't swear!)
lovely... should I get a
lovely... should I get a letter from John I'll do the same.
Too bad you weren't a delegate
Ron Paul might have gotten a real vote with you.
too bad he wasnt a delegate?
too bad he wasnt a delegate? too bad hes not running for office! hah.
A pre-paid FedEx mailer?
Wow. He must think you're really special.
Nice job!
Ha ha ha!
Well done.
Very apt summary at the end!