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NEED TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN McCain and Obama...it's almost 10 pm EST

Please help DP'ers...I'm helping my ten year old daughter with her home work. Thanks

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Can I state the obvious?

One is white
One is black

:-)

damn. Someone had already

damn. Someone had already beat me to it.

Obama is a front door

Obama is a front door communist and Mccain is a back door communist.

there names are

spelled differently....

other than that - they're about the same

Here's one....

McCain is not for any pork. But will vote for it anyways.
O'Bama is pro pork.

Bob Barr 4 Prez.. 2008
Libertarian Party

Chuck Baldwin 4 Prez.. 2008
Constitutional Party

There is life at the end of the tunnel my friends!

One of them wants to talk

his way into war, the other just wants to bomb our way into war...that is the only difference I see. Neither one of them knows how to take care of the people here in the states, they are too busy following the agenda of the bankers, and those that want to control the world. What about us, what about the American citizens, we are the ones burdened with the responsibility of all this debt, for what I ask you?

1. John McCain is old,

1. John McCain is old, while Barack Obama is younger.

2. Obama is African American, John McCain is Caucasian/has dying skin.

3. People seem to like Obama, and no one really likes John McCain.

4. McCain is for big, controlling government, Obama is for bigger, more controlling government

5. John McCain is publicly pro-war, Obama is secretly/less publicly pro-war.

6. Barack Obama's biggest campaign contributor was Goldman Sachs, but Goldman Sachs was only John McCain's 2nd biggest campaign contributor.

7. Obama is a registered Democrat, McCain is a secret Democrat (he was almost the 2004 Democratic VP candidate).

8. John McCain is for more troops in Iraq, but Barack Obama is for more troops in Afghanistan.

9. Obama is good at lying from his high education at Harvard, McCain is good at lying from experience/finishing virtually last in his class.

10. Obama uses empty rhetoric such as "change," and "hope," McCain uses empty rhetoric such as "my friends," and "maverick."

differrences?

differences indeed!
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SPOT on

Live Free or Diebold

define "difference"

Live Free or Diebold

Just make it simple

At 10 PM, 10 differences, just have her say the only thing I could come up with is 10 years of age. Let them ponder it and figure it out. Civil disobedience in a passive way at an early age of 10. So many 10's.

There is no difference...

we're screwed either way.

Have you tried...

Gun rights is sort of an

Gun rights is sort of an issue..Obama wants them given up completely and McCain would never say that though he may think it, or it would be on his cfr agenda..

Just tell the teacher that you want to relax when you come home

from work, and that parents are tired of these dumb assignments!

Imagine the dozens of worn-out, cranky parents and kids sitting on their sofas tonight, thinking about these two stooges, all because the idiot teacher thought this would be a good assignment. LOL

Top 10 differences

10. Shoe size
9. Number of houses owned (unclear)
8. Skin color
7. Skin health
6. Number of airplanes crashed
5. Life expectancy
4. Place of birth (unclear)
3. Campaign slogan
2. Basketball skillz

And the number one difference between John McCain and Barack Obama...
(drum roll.......)

1. Maverickiness!

Shouldn’t that last one be…

maverickosity or mavericousness?

--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa

No.

No.

Awesome...

You win... :)

I hope you don't mind but I

I hope you don't mind but I borrowed this list. Don't worry - I didn't take credit for it :)

While reading, I thought you were going to write;

Don't worry, I'll take good care of it.

lol

Ron Paul's Convention Speech

LOL

Thanks for the hearty chuckle. That's about all that I could think of--superficial things. On the important things they are nearly identical in my mind. Or to put it another way, it's like comparing a turd sandwich and giant douche. You don't really want to smell or put either of them in your mouth!

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That was one of the funniest

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Sounds good to me.

kudos!

Libera me, let the truth break, what my fears make--Leslie Phillips

I guess...

One is a dirty old fascist (very experienced in all areas of military conflict) who claims to be able to capture Bin Laden (if elected ONLY--it's part of deal). The other is a filthy up and coming young socialist with a lot of idiotic ideas. Each is highly proficient in breaking a nation; energetically well prepared to do anything necessary to do harm. They both love long walks in the park as well as talking nonsense. They're good little traitors.

Wait a minute, gang...I think we've made a love connection!

--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa

Heheh! Ya think??

Just so you know, don't expect anymore responses tonight since I'm going to bed! :-) Good night!

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Yup! Yup! Yup! I think so!

--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa

The ones I can get off the top of my head are:

Obama knows how many houses he has
McCain doesn't
;)

Obama voted for the GI Bill of Rights
McCain voted against it (he thought it would hurt army retention because kids who served a term would quit the forces after one tour of duty and go to school)

Obama supported attaching a time line for withdrawal to military appropriations bills
McCain did not want it

Obama wants to take a more diplomatic approach when dealing with our enemies.
McCain fears legitimizing them

Obama was against the surge
McCain was for it

McCain voted for the patriot act
Obama did not (namely because he wasn't in congress, he went on to support it when it was going to sunset)

Obama is black
McCain is white

McCain voted to give the president the power to invade Iraq
Obama did not (Here again, it was because he was not in congress)

Obama wants to mandate healthcare for children
McCain does not

McCain wants to tax Employer provided healthcare
Obama doesn't

I could go on... but really all of this crap is pointless and depressing. The differences are essentially cosmetic, and anything of real import is not being debated in any meaningful manner.

McCain's vs Obama's Top Supporters:



McCain's Top Supporters include:

Merrill Lynch, Citigroup Inc, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan Chase & Co, Credit Suisse Group, UBS AG, Bank of America, Wachovia Corp, Lehman Brothers, and Bear Stearns.

While Obama's Top Supporters only include:

Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan Chase & Co, Citigroup Inc, UBS AG, Lehman Brothers, and Morgan Stanley

However, McCain was only given $7,257,543.00 by Securities & Investment banks, while Obama was given $11,143,792.00 by Securities & Investment banks.

Both supported the bailout of Securities & Investment banks, with America's money.

A few differences there.


Ron Paul's Convention Speech

This one would be great for

This one would be great for her to roll into class with. I'm a fan, for sure.

Teacher: "Okay, Susie... name for us a difference between Obama and McCain."

Susie: "Obama is funded and manipulated by a slightly different set of failing banks than McCain is."

That should get the class moving.

Well Summarized!


It would serve the nation extra well, presented in an auditorium, with local network news and parents present.

Jaws would drop! The media would go nuts.

Especially when Susie started rattling off the numbers!

Ron Paul's Convention Speech

I can't think of

I can't think of any

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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken

Get Prepared!

I spend all my time saying that they are identical...

So I find this an interesting challenge.

1)
McCain: Says he supports our troops and the war, and yet blocks effort to locate and return POWs.
Obama: Says he doesn not support the war and yet votes for every aggression and incursion that comes before him.

2)
McCain: Believes interest rates should be 0% (CSpan interview) which would destroy the economy.
Obama: Believes that we should all pay higher taxes, which will destroy the economy.

3)
McCain: Believes in bailing out the rich that milked the poor class.
Obama: Believes in bailing out the rich so that we can all be the poor class.

4)
McCain: Wants to increase wars in general without any specific target.
Obama: Wants to increase wars beginning in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

5)
McCain: Supports regulatory reform which helps the upper class.
Obama: Supports regulatory reform which hurts the lower class.

6)
McCain: Believes in states rights (supposedly).
Obama: Believes that there are 58 states.

7)
McCain: Believes the war on drugs is effective.
Obama: Does drugs.

8)
McCain: Was raised by US militants.
Obama: Was raised by communist militants (ok, this is probably a stretch but still funny).

9)
McCain: Believes in banning guns that aren't used for hunting.
Obama: Believes in banning all guns (cannot verify this).

10)
McCain: Believes in campaign finance reform.
Obama: Can ACTUALLY finance his campaign.

My point with at least several of these is to show how they both support the same things, with different rhetoric. And some were to simply be amusing. I hope both were effective for some.

Perfect!

His daughter would probably be thrown out of school for this one.:)

Hey.......that's some good

Hey.......that's some good 'standup' material! lol

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one wants to rob you to give it to the poor

the other wants to rob you to give it to the rich.

McCain is

"going to get Bin Laden, my friends; I know how to get him and I will get him".

"My friends, I know how to get Bin Laden"

He comes by every thursday for tea". "If you elect me, my good pals, I'll invite him over for a party and nab him for ya."

Question! How is it that McCain knows where Bin Laden is but not

Bush?? Thought they were in cahoots!

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Because McCain is a MAVERICK, of course!

And mavericks always know how to track down other mavericks.
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Ah, I see! So McCain's plan -- er Maverick? -- is to use it to

his advantage in the campaign by NOT telling Bush so he'll get all the credit when he captures Bin Laden 100 years from now! Think I've solved it here! ;-)

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They aren't on speaking terms

Tim's mad at george for blaming him for stuff he didn't do.

Tim? Who's Tim?

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lol

heard that tonight!

One wants amnesty for 20m

One wants amnesty for 20m aliens, the other for 21m.

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One wants to paint the deck chairs blue.

The other one wants to paint them red.

Hey, that

is funny!

I forgot about the deck chairs!

I would, however, like to see a brand new color on them; white for freedom and new beginnings and a fresh start!

Fine, just make sure they are

approved flotation devices.

The assignment would be much easier if it were the 10 things

~ that made them the same.
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"It is your duty as loyal Americans to Shut up."– Bill O'Reily

already did that part

it was easy