Well, at least the aliens are coming tomorrow
Posted October 13th, 2008 by MikeLawson
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The Aliens will be here tomorrow. They are from the planet Fiat. Their ships run on 6.25"x2.75" strips of paper. They may have work for us on their ship. We might be able to talk them into taking Bush, Paulson and Bernake and dropping them off at a rest stop in andromeda. Keep the fingers crossed.
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A UFO called...
LIBERTY
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
Darn
It is raining. I'm going to miss it.
URGENT!!!
A very bright round disk has now been detected. It is moving from the East to the West at approximately 15 equatorial degrees per hour. It is expected to be over Alambama, slightly in the Southern sky, around 12:00 pm. THIS IS IT!!!
OMG I think I see it
It's really bright yellow. They are good. It almost looks like the sun, but we know better than that.
Breaking News! 11:00 EST! Video UFO encounter in Alabama!!
First encounter just reported!
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
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"Thomas Jefferson is rolling in his grave fast enough to be a new source of energy independence."~ samthurston
http://www.campaignforlib...
IMPORTANT!!!
I've been in contact with sources in Alabama, these sources wish to remain anonymous due to the nature of the current events happening there.
Here is what is being reported: Winds blowing at varying speeds, sometimes faster, sometimes slower, sometimes not at all. High levels of H2O vapor in the air. Irregularly shaped water vapor "clouds" hanging in the sky. Furthermore, the Sun rose a little bit further to the South this morning as compared to where it had risen yesterday. ALL of these conditions had been prophesied prior to today. This is all VERY exciting!!! It looks like the real deal this time!!!
A word of caution: If you should come into contact with one of the Aliens, make certain you have and use hand sanitizer on areas where you make direct contact, ie. shaking hands ect. Also, they've been on a long trip, wear a gas mask as they'll probably smell REALLY bad.
Here's what they claim
http://totalodds.net/alie...
Don't believe them. They come to overfish our oceans. Their scouts have been here for years making arrangements.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...
they're fishing for us...
http://www.grupo.org/peek
Who invited them?
"Victory for liberty! That is our goal, and nothing less. -- Ron Paul, December 17, 2007"
If aliens take over
maybe they'll be more open-minded than our current rulers regarding the use of endocannabinoid supplements.
A lot of their crafts are..
cigar shaped.
and they are known to listen to Bob Marley.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
oh you tried to slip a pot smoking
joke in.. This is fun for everyone.. I would be laughing at myself too.
I'm quite excited about
I'm quite excited about this. In my life I've experienced several types of women but never an alien woman. This could be so exciting I may leave my wife! I hope they land near my house so I can be one of the first....
Once you extra terrestrial, you never go back!
I've been EXTREMELY worried about some aspects
of this Alien visitation. Mainly, what if they don't have noses and therefore don't wear deodorant?
It's not that different...
except for the whole telepathic foreplay thing.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
They are here but a little lost
Showed up in New Mexico instead of Bama...
Photo: http://www.coasttocoastam...
" I knew i shouda taken a left at Alberqerky" - Buggs Bunny
Arrived a few hours early
I was spring cleaning my kitchen and rearranging all the drawers, cleaning everything out. Don't know where it came from, but suddenly I looked down on the floor and a little green alien was looking up at me. I don't even remember this little guy!! Had no idea it was in my house. I thought, "OH, wow, the aliens are coming and here is one now! So this is how they arrive!"
What's going to happen when
they don't come because we have proven ourselves primitive
Don't we already have enough aliens already?
"There can be only one permanent revolution - a moral one: The regeneration of the inner man."
—Tolstoy
Nah,
they will all be headed back to their countries of origin with the economic collapse.
rully....
people who are destitute - no money or savings - are really going to journey back to their home countries where their own governments may or may not be experiencing a collapse of their own?
=]
Do you think that we would allow illegal aliens even if they came from well over 60 miles vertical. Naturalized, and we would make sure they had all their shots, get them into the social security system... tax them on their labor.
that's right
they'll probably wait until they can ride our maglevs and enjoy our robot servants. we are pretty primitive. damn aliens, they never do anything.
Obviously
you missed the memo in zeitgeist addendum about the fembots.
Fembots, now that changes everything
Is that why it's the "venus" project? I'm starting to come around. lol
Maybe their ship runs on paper...
and they are coming to re fuel.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
From the planet FIAT
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
They're coming to take our jobs
I heard they work really cheap.
Huh?
What jobs?
" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~
Well, maybe they could use some help around the ship
I wonder if they offer benefits?
Great health plan but..
lots of probing.
http://www.youtube.com/wa...
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
Yeah
Hey, I could pour a real nice concrete landing pad for a very reasonable price as work is very slow right now.
Wonder what currency they'd offer to pay me?
I'll take anything but the funny fed notes or space stocks!
" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~
'bout time
.
If
If they are intelligent enough to get here,
then they are intelligent enough not to come!
" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~
Better get some beer!
Worked for E.T.
Are you sure , since the housing market bombed I haven`t seen
HYDROMAN
many aliens ( we call`m exchange students) come thruogh my rancho.
I`ll leave the light on and a couple of cans of Rosita`s refritos outside for them.
Great Pumpkin
I remember Charlie Brown always waiting for your aliens this time of year, but he always called it, "The Great Pumpkin"... It never came either.
Now that would be classic!! The Great Pumpkin
No one should ever give an exact date for a prediction. I have to laugh everytime I think about that woman going out for the next few weeks. "Hey, what happened to your aliens?"
Great. Sell Gold and Silver
Invest in OLYMPUS
http://www.olympusamerica...
That's probably why they're coming
To pick up a few cases of those.
They came a day sooner.....
so they could jump on this great stock market.
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain
NICE!
I think I'm going to greet them with some steaks...after that long trip, wouldn't you be hungry?
Too late. On Oct 1, we were all killed or imprisoned.
See you in the funny papers.
Could be that they have something coming from the bailout
Discover Costa Rica
Ha, why not?
We are commited to the world, might as well include the universe in it too.
This may be
truer than you think!!
Aliens Coming
The only aliens coming tomorrow are just like the ones who have been coming for the last several years - through our ports, over the Canadian border, and over the Mexican border.
Unfortunately the woman
Unfortunately the woman behind all of this lives in australia, which is already oct 14th...
I wonder
if we can get them to vote third party. LOL I have some slim jims for illegal aliens somewhere. LOL
I hope they ...
land on sand mountain (northeast alabama) in a spaceship made of gold.