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OMG---I just about blew myself up a second ago

An old christmas light, black powder and a 9 volt battery, makes quite a little blasting cap.

Now I will pry my cat off the ceiling and clean up before anyone gets home. I'm lucky to still have fingers....

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try eating three cans of beans and get a cigarette lighter

Wait a couple of hours and let the fun ensue :)

~Mikael / Peace, love, Light and unity ~

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Stop the NWO....It's just illumi..Naughty !

ya i remember my older

ya i remember my older brother doing something along those lines; a small bomb (30-06 shell) packed with black powder, a solar igniter for model rocket engines and a flashlight. He pushes button on flashlight and nothing happens, runs up to said object, and yells wire came loose, next comes a boom. Luckily he was uninjured but his vision and hearing did not work very well for a few days.

man I do miss those real

man I do miss those real m80's and real cherry bombs! same with 2" salutes! remember those guys!

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

We never had access to

We never had access to those. thats why we made our own!

Live and learn, huh? :-)

My gosh--if people would put more time and energy into learn from their own mistakes this whole world might be easier to live in.

--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa
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One thing about my logic; it almost always sounds logical.
Secret key to happiness: Stay happy. Shhh!



—Cliff in Sioux City, Iowa
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If you remember anything, remember the throw-away tools of war.

carefull what you talk about

carefull what you talk about on here.. i'm not so sure the atf can't get you in trouble for that!

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

it is completely

it is completely legal
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken

Get Prepared!

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End The Fat
70 pounds lost and counting! Get in shape for the revolution!

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you sure hawk, I thought

you sure hawk, I thought that if you used black powder for anything other than a muzzle loader or reloading ammo you could get into trouble! maybe i'm wrong..

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

You tube

You tube "tannerite"

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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. H. L. Mencken

Get Prepared!

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End The Fat
70 pounds lost and counting! Get in shape for the revolution!

Get Prepared!

Ya think!

Did you know if you mix equal parts gasoline and orange juice concentrate you'll make napalm.

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I'm sure that would work every bit as well as your HHO

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Watch Fight Club much?

That is the exact line from the movie.

Sorry sweetie...

but you sound underage, and living with mom, and dad. Grow some big ones, and do something really big okay, but don't harm yourself in the process. Yes, this is an ex-military person speaking to ya. If you want to do something destructive don't make yourself the target, make sure you aim that at someone who is anti-constitution, by the way that would be anyone in Congress, or the Senate with the exception of maybe a few like Ron Paul.

Tessie, I hate to admit, I'm a grown man

There was a little wiring mix-up. I have learned what I need to do. Wait till this 4th of July!!

I was just messing with you Mike...

Glad you are okay man....sounds like you are having too much though by yourself.

how about filling some balloons with acetylene and oxygen,

a cutting torch is good for this, and getting a wick to it. Be very careful though, it can blow up a car.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must. like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.-Thomas Paine

The R3volution requires action, not observation!!!!

I've heard combining Toilet

I've heard combining Toilet Works cleaner and alumimum foil makes for a good explosion too.

My co-worker thought someone shot a gun in their backyard. When she ran to the window, her son was standing on the back deck, holding one ear and hollering, "I'm okay, mom!".

She later talked to her husband (he's a pilot) and he said, "Well, there were two others, but they weren't working, so I told him to throw them in the trash". I told her I'd watch the news for the headline: Garage Truck Explodes, VT Boy Arrested. :)

get a bow and arrow

and take the arrow and cut the tip off. Then fill the hollow tube with smokeless powder. Glue a primer cap into the end and glue a BB in the center of the primer cap. Have fun.

That's really cool!

I'm looking for a youtube of somebody doing that one!!
Found it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfpBqLo4qdo

What the 4377 were you trying to do?!?

Reminds me of a story from my grade school days. This was back in the '70's, which will give you some idea of my age... Anyhow, I had a friend who was a real rabble rouser, and my stepdad was a duck hunter who repacked his own shells. One day my friend brings over his beebee gun and we start doing target practice at empty shells with fresh igniters in them (I think that's what they're called), trying to hit the igniter dead center to make it explode.

Well we were having a good time blowing up a few of them, and then he must have hit one so perfectly that it rebounded right back at his hand and wedged itself under the thin skin on the top side of his hand. We both looked at it for a moment, and then he just squirted it out like a watermelon seed! We had a good laugh and then took off to go jump stuff on our BMX bikes.

Man, those were the days... Good thing our mothers didn't know what we were up to!

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They're called caps or blasting caps

And that's actually what I was attempting to make for launching fireworks in a coordinated manner electronically. I expect this 4th of July to be especially noteworthy.

Those little christmas lights turn out to be perfect, maybe just a grain or two less powder though.

Ok, now this is funny

My GF just came home 10 minutes ago. She immediately says, "What is that smell? Did something catch on fire? Why is the cat hiding in the dryer?, Miiiike!!!"

She's out buying a fan and air fresheners now.

Wait till I start my smokebombs later. oooo-weee I'm in trouble.

"Now I will pry my cat off the ceiling and...."

Spidercat, spidercat...does whatever a spidercat does....

Hahaha! I actually SAW that movie! I never watch the Simpsons...

but my mom thought it would be fun to watch -- which it WAS -- but I don't know why she rented it! LOL

I'm a girk! Chatta me kort please!
New math!

What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

You sound like my son!

I had a cannon in the yard,
decoration only,and my grown son decided to see if he could make it work.He drilled a small hole in the iron for a fuse,then
stuffed the cannon full of potatoes and gun powder and
packed it tight.Next thing I knew,
there was a huge explosion and shrapnel all over the yard.I was finding cannon pieces in the bushes for weeks.My son was very lucky that a piece didn't kill him!!

Atta boy!!!

My mom still cringes when she's reminded of my hot dog cooker I made when I was 8 or 9. An old lamp cord with the wires wrapped around two nails---just poke the nails in the dog on the ends, plug it in for oh 10 seconds--hot dog's ready.

No Way!!

I made one of those too!! Worked like a champ, and then I got the idea of wrapping tinfoil around it to stop the hotdog juice from running down into the cables...

ZZZZZT... blew a fuse BIG TIME!!!

Wow, hadn't thought of that in years!

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"Let the good heart speak words of true peace, not inciting others to further war." -- B.I.S.

Mr Wizard

...kicked ass

Too funny, Mike!

Ever get north of DC? 'Cause I'd like to buy you a beer, coffee or whatever you like sometime.

I'd go to maybe Gaithersburg (1 1/2 hours), but for me driving much further south is too nerve-wracking. Hell, I can barely take route 30 in York!

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(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies.
-Michael Nystrom

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Lets face it, the average Amerikan is an idiot..
-Ira Freeman

Dan, I'm in carroll county

on most days because of traffic, I can to Harrisburg in the time it takes to get to K street

Really?

I grew up in Carroll County... Westminster to be exact.
traveled around the country allot. Am now in Frederick Co.
You should have seen the things we blew up as kids. Hell even as adults.
I am taking my son, the quads, and a bunch of guns and powder and meeting some friends in the morning to see what we can get in to in the New Windsor area.

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I love my country
I am appalled by my government

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I love my country
I am appalled by my government

Holy crap you guys are from

Holy crap you guys are from carroll county? I live right outside of westminster..a couple miles from carroll community haha small world

haha, we're neighbors dude!

e-mail me

Oops...

I thought you were in NoVA.

I'll be in touch, patriot.

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(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies.
-Michael Nystrom

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Lets face it, the average Amerikan is an idiot..
-Ira Freeman

btw im glad your fine Mike thank god

be careful next time
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Action is what defines men

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Action is what defines men

same here i swear, but more serious than your case

forgot the gas from my stove on
for some reason i decided to go in the kitchen and guess what?
the kitchen air was saturated by gas
i ran and turned it off then opened the doors and windows to get it out.
imagine what would happen if I decided to take a nap or go outside? thank god
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Action is what defines men

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Action is what defines men

Maybe you should just go out to dinner tonight

just a thought.....lol

I would like to be a little

I would like to be a little mouse hiding in the corner of your house. I can imagine all sorts of entertainment. Of course I'd need some protection from explosions and tar and feathers.

It is a little crazy here for sure

As I look around my office, I see a kevlar helmet with winter liner, a portable solar generator, a chemical suit, G96 triple action, a box of ammo, a box of gold (I had it out to touch, other gold bugs know what I mean), scuba gear, a giant MLK poster and a painting of a monkey in a tux giving me the finger, and a filing cabinet (it's my office remember). And my girlfriend just LOVES (not) my talking deer head in the living room.

Give your girlfriend my

Give your girlfriend my sincerest sympathy. I feel for her.

BTW- Unfortunately, I have what is called a "dream buck" hanging on my wall. I had a decorator help me with my living room. She saw the dream buck and the first thing she asked if that stayed. I had to tell her it it was either me or the dream buck. ;-)

Does your dream buck sing "On the road again"?

mine does. I love it. It hooks up to a microphone and my cat is convinced its her best buddy. She waits for it to talk for hours on end.

On the road again...HaHa.

No, mine is silent. I remember it clearly. The day my husband shot it, he said to me, "Honey, remember how you said you didn't believe in mounting animals? Well I just shot a once in a lifetime dream buck."

His hair was almost standing on end with excitement. His buddy was with him. (For moral support I guess.) Funny thing is. He never went deer hunting again. Only pheasant hunting.

dude,

Mike...

I wonder how many patriots will have all ten digits in a year or so.

“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.”

-- Herbert Spencer

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Why would you even???...nevermind

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Dave, I'm a little bored

and I thought I would see if it worked. Well, It worked.

My GOD Mike! Is there absolutely NOTHING you else you could

find to do for amusement???
Glad you're ok by the way!

I'm a girk! Chatta me kort please!
New math!

What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

I suppose, but what's more fun than blowing up your house??

.....I was trying to "raise the roof" Isn't that what they mean??

Exactly.

I hate to interrupt but…Right on, Mike.

--Cliff, Sioux City, Iowa
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One thing about my logic; it almost always sounds logical.
Secret key to happiness: Stay happy. Shhh!



—Cliff in Sioux City, Iowa
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If you remember anything, remember the throw-away tools of war.

You remodeling before your move?? Hope someone likes an open

skylight! ;-)

I'm a girk! Chatta me kort please!
New math!

What are you fightin' for?
Caught in the middle?
Freedom is only for those with the guts to defend it!

This thread has given me the best laughs I've had all day

Thank you, one and all! (I too, am thankful no one is hurt!)

Libera me, let the truth break, what my fears make--Leslie Phillips

We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people,
we need to get good people to restrain bad laws. --
--G.K. Chesterton