Breaking: Bush Pardons Osama bin Laden
Submitted by TheTruthWillSet... on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 18:41
WASHINGTON, DC: In a stunning late-hour development, President George W. Bush has granted Osama bin Laden a pardon for the murder of more than 2,700 Americans in the fall of 2001.
"This kinda came out of nowhere," said a White House aide who requested anonymity. "I wouldn't have put bin Laden on the short list myself. On the other hand, maybe this is the president's way of finding closure. Because ... y'know ... he wasn't actually able to kill bin Laden, or capture him, or even keep him from making all those (expletive) videos. I mean, jeez, let's face it: Osama bin Laden is basically a one-man Netflix of cave movies."
The aide paused, then went on to say, "Can you believe this dude (Bush) was actually president for eight (expletive) years? What were we thinking? Seriously, what the (expletive) were we thinking?"
The aide began weeping quietly. "May God have mercy on me for my role in the unfathomable travesty that was the Bush administration."
Conservative columnist William Kristol insisted the pardon made sense.
"George W. Bush is a brilliant strategist. I'm sure he has a good reason for this pardon. I'll figure it out."
Kristol sucked his thumb for a few minutes, lost in thought. He was then distracted by a brightly colored piece of string.
A passerby, told of the bin Laden pardon, offered a possible explanation:
"Maybe Bush is trying to smoke him out. Wasn't that the plan?"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-rees/breaking-bush-pardo...
Pardon me but
What could he possibly pardon him from? Never been convicted of anything.
Much less found guilty.
Duh...hello?? It's a satirical article from Huffington!
OMG!! WTF is wrong with you people that are calling this poster a troll???
Satire~
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
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He might as well be pardoned.
The FBI hasn't charged him with the crime of 9/11, so why wouldn't he be pardoned?
*sarcasm off*
Don't believe me? Go to the FBIs website and look at their top 10 fugitives, and you'll see that he is NOT charged with 9/11.
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I cant tell if this is real or satire. arrrrrgghhhhh
I came across this as well. I am sure it is satire.
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Of course it's satire...
...and the fact that people - especially DP people - seem to have difficulty discerning obvious satire (like this) from reality... well, let's just say it's a little disappointing. But I'm sure I'll get over it... :-)
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I came across this somewhere
I came across this somewhere too. Its just satire. Fake.
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Wow... thanks for the support!
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Is this a joke ?
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I thought it was pretty damn funny!
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
"Human beings with love and compassion are some of the most beautiful creatures in the universe... Those without are a plague on us all."
Ossama was never officially connected to 911
Since he died in 2002 it would make sense that he would be pardoned but then again I'm just a truther right ? I study to learn things. ask benazir Bhutto ! oh yeah you can't she's dead !!
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