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You're probably a terrorist if...

http://www.naplesnews.com/blogs/observation_post/2009/mar/22...

You're probably a terrorist if you supported former presidential candidates like Ron Paul, Bob Barr, or Chuck Baldwin. The guy with the flip-charts doesn't count. Yet.

You're probably a terrorist if you're against the New World Order, the North American Union, and those united numbskulls, the UN. Reading Tom Clancy novels doesn't help your case.

You're probably a terrorist if you're against abortion, against illegal immigration, and against gun control. If you're just against paying taxes you could be a terrorist unless you're a member of the presidential cabinet or a congressional representative, then you're excused.

You're probably a terrorist if you're against RFIDs (Radio Frequency Identification) and universal service programs. You're probably a terrorist if you're for the US Constitution, for property rights, for national sovereignty, and for Christian ideologies.

You're probably a terrorist if you've seen Aaron Russo's "America: Freedom to Fascism". Same goes if you've watched "Zeitgeist". Got to wonder if "V for Vengeance" is on the list.

You're probably a terrorist if you stock up on things like water, baby formula, ammo, cigarettes, alcohol, denim jeans, and medicines. And for all you folks rushing out to buy guns and ammo out of fear that the current administration will enact severe gun restrictions, hey, you may have made the list as well.

You're probably a terrorist if you go around carrying things like cameras, binoculars, hand held tape recorders, maps or charts, sketch pads, notebooks, SCUBA equipment, or disguises. Or a tourist.

So far Mom and apple pie aren't on the list, and if you think that all the above is utter nonsense, think again. And while you're at it, scrape off those bumper stickers, hide your flag collection, and get rid of your gold lest those things also give you away as being a terrorist.

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... you started wearing a

... you started wearing a black bracelet all of a sudden. Maybe to remember those that have died in the hands of the globalists and maybe to remember those that may be dead soon if they don't take action.

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You're probably a terrorist if you supported former presidential candidates like Ron Paul, Bob Barr, or Chuck Baldwin. The guy with the flip-charts doesn't count. Yet.

Yer not lissenin'! Those supporters are here too!

You're probably a terrorist if you're against the New World Order, the North American Union, and those united numbskulls, the UN. Reading Tom Clancy novels doesn't help your case.

Jack Ryan 2012?

You're probably a terrorist if you're against abortion, against illegal immigration, and against gun control. If you're just against paying taxes you could be a terrorist unless you're a member of the presidential cabinet or a congressional representative, then you're excused.

That's right, we should tax the illegal alien anchor babies and their firearms into oblivion, and we''ll pay off the debt with it, and use the IRS to deport them, too, giving them real work.

You're probably a terrorist if you're against RFIDs (Radio Frequency Identification) and universal service programs.

Sorry, the voices in my head get stronger around the scanners while doing my mandatory voluntary community service looking for the illegal alien anchor babies to report to the IRS.

You're probably a terrorist if you're for the US Constitution, for property rights, for national sovereignty, and for Christian ideologies.

Except in Missouri, Kansas, Idaho, Tennessee, and Oklahoma, where the Christian idologies get a pass.

You're probably a terrorist if you've seen Aaron Russo's "America: Freedom to Fascism". Same goes if you've watched "Zeitgeist". Got to wonder if "V for Vengeance" is on the list.

Ditto "Soylent Green", "1984", "Fahrenheidt 451", "Animal Farm", "The Matrix", "Star Wars: Episode III", and "Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix".

You're probably a terrorist if you stock up on things like water, baby formula, ammo, cigarettes, alcohol, denim jeans, and medicines. And for all you folks rushing out to buy guns and ammo out of fear that the current administration will enact severe gun restrictions, hey, you may have made the list as well.

WHEW! At least my garden and my non-NAIS animals didn't put me on the list. Oh, wait...

You're probably a terrorist if you go around carrying things like cameras, binoculars, hand held tape recorders, maps or charts, sketch pads, notebooks, SCUBA equipment, or disguises. Or a tourist.

Or TMZ/parparazzi. Or a birdwatcher.

cool post!!

had a hearty laugh....at the same time its sad because so much is reality facing us....

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Bump!

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"I'm a DOMESTIC TERRORIST" bumper stickers:

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Yes we are Dugg

Yes we are

Dugg it!!

Patriot4Liberty1776

We are Sparta!!!!!

Proud member of Ron Paul's Revolution

big hugs for everyone!!

You made it all possible!
this article is now on the front page of digg where tens of thousands of people read stories and not just members of digg.com...

peace patriots*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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I'm not a terrorist...

....I am Spartacus!

I don't want to destroy the government. I just want to be free and left alone.

Conscience does not exist if not exercised

"No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up!
---Lily Tomlin

Conscience does not exist if not exercised

"No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up!
---Lily Tomlin

hope we don't end up like Spartacus revolutionaries

remember what happened to them?
they fell in battle and survivors including Spartacus were crucified.

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Thank you everyone for diggs-bumps

This article just entered the popular section on Digg!!!!
I can't believe it...Thank you everyone for making it all possible.

peace patriots*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Under communism you are a

traitor or terrorist if you speak against the ruling government regime. Neighbors are encouraged to report on each other. Freedom of speech is not allowed. It is all about power and control over the people to keep them docile and paying their taxes to the ruling elitists and bank cartels.

Can you see where this nation is headed? Anyone who does not agree with the current regime is a terrorist, and those who voted this government in think this is fine.

In a more rational era, Ron Paul would be recognized and respected as a great statesman. In these times, this gentle intelligent person is labeled a terrorist for speaking truth. And so we all are terrorists for disagreeing with this government's policies and practices.

You Americans Are Lucky

I get to be a 'terrorist' in three countries - Canada (where I live now), Britain (where I used to live) and America (where I used to travel to often). Woohoo!!

I have so much fun travelling between the three countries. Every time I cross a border I get invited into a nice cozy office, to talk to a nice friendly officer, who wants to know all about my trip. Then I get to show them all of my clothes and belongings. Then I get to write down my life history on various documents. It's so cool - so much attention :-)

Funny thing is, one time I crossed from Washington into B.C. with a trunk full of alcohol bottles for a wedding reception we were having (my father-in-law put me up to it) - must have had 30 60-oz bottles (very crazy of me for trying to pull that off - don't try it boys and girls); border guard just waves me through (one of the few times I haven't been stopped); and I'm a really bad actor too - I was sweating, my heart was pounding, my throat went all dry and I had a very fake smile on my face. As I'm driving away the whole trunk was making the sound of rattling glass bottles.

What a bunch of fools. These are the people who are supposed to be protecting our countries. They pick on little ol' me, while Mohammed Atta and his buddies walk right on past.

I crossed the Washington State BC border many times

sometimes one encounters those creepy guards that have questions like how much money do you have and why so little/or so much...unnerving because they have the power to confiscate cash...

I lived in beautiful Vancouver for 14 years are you living there now?
peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Yep, I live Next To Vancouver

It is beautiful here. Great people, great scenery, great opportunities. Shame about the various fascist/socialist criminals who rule our lives.

I've stopped crossing the border now - as a British citizen, I would have to provide fingerprints, a photograph and have a chip put on my car to get in to the U.S. (I kid you not). It's a shame because I really love America and its people.

Of course, I could just get a Canadian passport and bypass a lot of that security crap. Isn't it weird how getting a new piece of paper suddenly makes a person 'better' in some way to the authorities?

Highjackers

The alCIAda told the guards to let them in

Everybody So Accused needs a Bumper Sticker

That's right - everybody! We want something to make a statement and maybe make a difference, well, perhaps this is it. Bumper stickers on everybody's car makes the statement of the century! I'm googling how to get some now!

http://www.customizedstickers.com

Easy!!! That was just one! I think I'm ready to emblazon my car - I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking my Ron Paul sign off my yard, either!

betty

only 62 diggs

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I am not a terrorist...

I am a true Patriot, a defender of our Constitution, and of our people. I took that oath many years ago, and I still abide by that today. By the way, I am an ex-banker who knows what is going on in banking today is the worst thing I have ever seen. When people cannot afford to live in a home, they simply do not get it, when a business has a poor/failed business plan they do not get a loan either. I was in banking in the 80's, and 90's, and I will tell you that 70% of these folks that are defaulting should have never received a loan, and the other 30% should have never asked for a loan with the financing that they took. It used to be when a person took a loan for a home, it was based on the ability to pay, and stay in the home, it wasn't on flipping, and trying to make profit trying to sell it. America has turned into a bunch of greedy, bully thugs, and it is time to clear this country of the mafia mayhem now.

I was a supervisor when this began

I did not know about the legislation that required banks to do high risk loans at the time. All I knew was what everybody's salary was, and many of them made less than half what I did. And yet they were buying brand new cars, big fancy houses, boats, exotic vacations... I really got to the point where I was convinced WE were doing something wrong... Silly us, living in one spot for 12 years paying extra on our mortgage... I guess we WERE doing something wrong - should have been buying food and metal.

dugg #50

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“A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement” - Thomas Jefferson

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Ron Paul Supporter Since 1997
"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny."
Thomas Jefferson

If this is the case.

I will proudly where the scarlet "T"

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“Liberty without learning is always in peril... and learning without liberty is always in vain”

- John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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"The greatest mystery of all is truth." - Me, 2009

I want to see a Foxworthy routine on this....

If you cheer when someone says "Austrian economics..."
you might be a terrorist.

If smoke comes out of your ears every time you hear that the USA is "spreading Democracy..."
you might be a terrorist.

And then, that other comedian can come in at the end, give you a "Ron Paul" bumper sticker and say "Here's your sign."

We can call it the "Blue Collar Terrorism Tour."

that would be funny! "When

that would be funny!

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

lol

**“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.” ~ Mark Twain **

"...there is no doubt that it (socialism) could not possibly have affected us so widely and so deeply as it has, had it not been heavily financed". - B. Carroll Reece

Speaking of terrorists and their bumper stickers

Michael was so kind to send me twice the amount of DP stickers I ordered. I have a few left. If anyone wants one, just send me an email with address and I will mail. Free to common terrorists!

I'm going to laminate a bumper sticker myself that says:

Domestic Terrorist Onboard.

_________________________________________
"An economy built on fiat money is a society on its way to ashes."

_________________________________________
"An economy built on fiat money is a society on its way to ashes."

There's nothing left to do but

poke fun at all the stupidity!

make many of those

I'll buy.

I want one saying

We The Terrorists with Constitution as background.
good night everyone~
peace patriots*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Good one.

I like it.

Within these parameters

I am a terrorist. I wonder against whom I am a threat? I have a nice garden, good patriotic stickers, and a non-sheeple mind.

well

you are a threat to the common Washington lobbiest and his pet politician...

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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legalize - that freaked me out!

naples news.... that's my home town. Cool!

!!Truth is treason in the EMPIRE OF LIES!!!

" Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of they day; but a series of oppresssions...pursued unalterably, through every change of ministers, too plainly proove delibrate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery..."
Tho

holy molly

you are not alone in your patriotic activism in Naples Florida.

...and you are lucky with a nice warm&sunny winter.

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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I live about 5 hours north now, but that was my home town.

Absolutely beautiful place to be! Although the average home price was about $350,000 dollars. Not workable for civil service workers, earning about 100,000.00 per year on a combined family income.

!!Truth is treason in the EMPIRE OF LIES!!!

" Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of they day; but a series of oppresssions...pursued unalterably, through every change of ministers, too plainly proove delibrate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery..."
Tho

I saw a report on TV here in Canada

that in some parts of Florida you can now buy a house for 50,000$
my parents are talking about perhaps a move south....myself I am afraid of snakes and crocks.LOL

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
http://www.dailypaul.com/node/128960

No need to be afraid...

I am 42 yrs old and in my life (all Fl living) I have seen only 2 dangerous snakes one moccasin (sp) and one corral snake. I have seen plenty of aligator but never where I swim or play. Mosquitos are the better enemy and some spiders.... I Love Florida, although I know no other home.

!!!Truth is treason in the EMPIRE OF LIES!!!

" Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of they day; but a series of oppresssions...pursued unalterably, through every change of ministers, too plainly proove delibrate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery..."
Tho

lol!!

that was good anisha!!

dugg!

soon it will be something like

300 million "terrorists" against several thousand traitors.

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Am I a terrorist...

...for digging this?

Dugg :)

I guess

We The People should be now changed to We The Terrorists LOL

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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This "terrorist"...

...very much appreciated what she found in her email. Thank you, friend.

Big hug for that. :)

another hug for you my friend*)

I am happy that I was able to make your day a bit brighter.

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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Jake Towne✌Stop The War✌Money Bomb March 29
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Yes, that you did.

I can always count on you for that. :)

you should see a big smile on my face

when I read all your heart warming words.

peace patriot*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...

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